You have a list of official products on your website. It’s assumed that anything not there is unofficial. Fans of such a popular product will also make it clear through their own records (such as wikis) what is real and what isn’t. This isn’t 1980; the average consumer is savvy enough at this point. Any fan project…

They once aired that, “My mom works at GE,” commercial (you know, the one with the running trees and the self-assembling jet engine) with the voiceover, just the music. I realize how inscrutable that would be for most viewers, but I actually liked it more and thought it conveyed the message (that GE’s tech is so…

No one is considering the possibility that Gus has some sort of learning/mental disability? He’s collecting her stuff; no chance that goes with the kind of OCD that many obsessive hoarders have?

It might very well be what people were predicting: that Trump voters were too embarrassed to say they were voting for him in public, and that would-be Clinton voters either didn’t make it to the polls or encountered an unprecedented voter suppression effort. The latter can only be fixed by legislatively or with a…

>Africa is mostly empty

If we’re all posting theories: we already know that Joel lied to Ellie about the circumstances of the ending. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s acting on the extrapolations of that lie, which Joel has to tell her to keep her with him. Cue her finding out and drama ensuing.

Getting some serious Nausicaa vibes from this. Savior dressed in blue? Check. Postapocalyptic world long-since reclaimed by nature? Check. Basically-Joe-Hisaishi piano-heavy soundtrack? Yuppers.

Nope. Exercising my right to be pissed that we were robbed of our Wild West in Space FPS franchise.

In theory. In practice, it just gives them a convenient, high-profile place to plan raids.

*slow clap*

A few things.

It’s actually because those backwards fucks kept voting against policies that would have allowed us to keep pace, but whatever. It’s not like anyone ever listens. Who needs tighter regulation on the entities who control the rollout of the infrastructural backbone if the information economy? Tax breaks on tractors or…

This is so funny considering that what everyone hated about XIII was how streamlined it was. Almost no minigames, sidequests are hunts with text-heavy lore, and a story that barrels towards the ending.

Hey Bash, I hate to be a prude, but is there any way we could moderate the comment on this page that features a teenage girl fingering herself?

Neither did I, considering Kotaku is supposed to be relatively SFW.

The GBA Chain of Memories multiplayer mode. Complete with link cable.

Yes. The SNL/Lonely Island skit. ಠ_ಠ

“Then again, Hillary supporters also didn’t spend this election cycle harassing strangers on the internet for laughs.”

Slide to the left. Take it back now y’all.

You forgot the part where we dismantled a ton of the internet-less infrastructure to make way for the faster and more efficient internet-based world.