My five year old granddaughter LOVES Jojo Siwa, and is allowed to look at her Instagram page on my phone. Some of those comments were truly heinous, although not too surprising, given this is the internet.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

The Warriors are better with Durant but it's definitely fun to see Curry slide back into the lead role and remind everyone why he was the consensus MVP. 

At least we’re finally getting an answer to “what would it look like if an entire organization was the old lady who complained to the HOA about your lawn?”

The greatest trick the Rockets ever pulled is making half the league Warriors fans for two weeks. 

This....

Have you used both of those devices? The Fire tablets are unequivocally garbage. iPads are almost infinitely more useful. iPad are practically notebook computers at this point minus a physical keyboard. Fire tablets are what people buy when they don’t know better, or for their children that they don’t love.

This is exactly what I thought. Ive got a tween and the longer she likes unicorns is fine with me.

Keep in mind that Kyrie was a number 1 pick after playing a grand total of 11 games for Duke. If the talent is undeniable, as it is with Zion, then him not returning to action for Duke, and possibly hurting himself again won’t be held against him.  

Markelle Fultz was trying to vote for someone else, but missed.

If it took you until 2019 and watching this documentary to realize the R.kelly was a pervert and that you should purge his music from your life then you are part of the problem

sorry you got glitter in your car 

Meh. Golden State was the beneficiary of Durant’s dithering and dissembling during his final year in OKC. It’s hard to feel too badly when he visits the exact same treatment on them. “The girl who cheats with you,” etc.

we gon’ have a nice l’il bowl of gumbo together

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

No offense to anyone, but Kanye looks like one of those teens you see in adoption and foster care pamphlets.

We just need to spin the BS alarmism into features. Personally, I drink unfathomable amounts of La Croix as a cockroach repellent, and it’s been working great so far.