10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual…

Fist of Legend is a remake of Lee’s 1972 movie The Chinese Connection, the one where Lee avenges his teacher’s murder by walking into a Japanese karate dojo and fucking up every last son of a bitch in it.

I, for one, will greet this with arms wide open. While torn, I hope that Creed can overcome the inner-struggle that is his own prison and sacrifice to discover what this life is for. Only in America. I am ready.

stupid people don’t realize that nobody cares about the minutia of their lives, but “omg their tracks us” is an immediate cause for alarm because morons

the check engine light was a way of life. It came on for everything. The oxygen sensors. The gas cap. If it was raining. To remind you about endangered animals. When you were singing. When you were driving on dirt. When you had forgotten your grocery list.

don’t count on it ever being below $100. The target audience on this isn’t the casual gamer, its the gamer thats been spending $180+ on aftermarket controllers.

Apparently I’m in the minority here, MrCaligula, but I like you. I like you a lot.

No, you gave yourself a painful neurological condition. Your smartphone is aa non-sentient object and cannot “give” you anything. It cannot make you do anything either.

I agree with you, and I think it’s a shame that Deadspin has become a place for performative sanctimony, where one has to preface and apologize for having a different perspective, even if it’s both reasonable and not offensive (like yours).

I’m a dad. I wear leather flip-flops, cargo shorts, and an aloha shirt while grilling on the patio.

“It really is the World Cup of Fraud, and today we are issuing FIFA a red card.”

“a trusty shortcut-enabling input hack that works wonders...”

The conclusion you reach here is unsupportable. Interesting to note that it is also different from the conclusion of the blog post that this article is based on, they suggest switching data to HDD. Further it isn’t a conclusion that is even suggested by the original presentation, after all JEDEC is a solid state…

HAHAHAHAH, No. American bikes are a sham compared to the foreign markets. Literally, American bikes are sold on looks and the 'symbolism'. If you are a motorcycle nut, you want a type of performance. Cruising, sport bike, touring, sport touring, dual sport, commuting/beginner, etc...Out of all of these bikes, The best…

Do you have kids?

Is it really that difficult to curate your own playlist of videos that are okay for your kids? I already do this: every time I add something to my Watch Later list, it’s basically a list to show my kids, e.g. movie trailers, science entertainment videos, etc.

If it’s too many white people it’s racism because whitey is excluding minorities from this meme fun.