"Watch Guy Martin Chase After Michael Dunlop at 200MPH at The Isle of Man."

Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.

"I trusted you."

Bulleit Rye makes an excellent Manhattan.

I recently wrapped up extensive diagnostic testing for rheumatoid conditions and all kinds of stuff, only to be told that I have fibromyalgia, a severe vitamin D deficiency, and I've suffered from depression and anxiety as a result of my pain and lack of sleep from said pain for nearly 10 years.

The medications that I…

Baltimore took this more seriously than domestic violence

Plenty. Mine is used nightly on my Bedroom TV. It replaced my Xbox 360.

"Husband-Elect"?

If you don't shift into neutral correctly, Jeremy Clarkson will appear out of nowhere and punch you in the face.

Everytime I hear stories like this it only furthers my belief that the rules for training young children how to behave properly are the same as training a dog.

"Clapping back" - Returning fire

What many of these guidelines and laws fail to do is state explicitly that vehicles are not obligated to make enough room for you to pass between them. It is frustrating to see motorcyclists rev their engines or honk their horns in an attempt to get cars to shift in their lane to let them by. In some cases, I've seen…

Not sure that's necessarily true. CA drivers run the gamut from "friendly" to "murderous" and awareness levels from "awake" to "comatose".

And d) motorcyclists are far more likely to be injured if even the least bit of contact occurs with a vehicle, and e) the combination of velocity differential and distance between objects are the main factors for whether there is an accident; thus, putting yourself close to another vehicle and traveling at a different…

though it's odd that there needs to be a policy for human sympathy.

I can't speak for the *irresponsible* bikers out there (squids, pirates, etc.), but speaking as a (hopefully) responsible law-abiding motorcyclist, I can assure you that we very much do pay attention to the cars on the road, for obvious reasons.