That’s how we got the Pontiac Aztek.

I’m cracking up that THE lifehack is get a parrot. Regularly lose your keys, it’s parrot time. Eggs stick to the pan, parrot. I wasn’t meaning to sass you about a grammar thing at all, really enjoyed the comment.

No thank you, we definitely don’t want them, and plenty of French women have been fighting this bullshit for a while now. I give you: Ni putes ni soumises

She is now making $20 million a year, or $575,000 an episode, plus other bonuses associated with producing and signing her new contract.

Oh, I agree with you about Faye Dunaway. I thought that was unnecessary on Pompeo’s part — for all we know, she’s rolling in dough and just wants to be environmentally responsible. I’m hopeful that Pompeo was engaging in rhetorical hyperbole and not actually bashing another actress.

Man to man here it is brother:

Listen, I think you’re going to get a lot of knee-jerk rage when you ask folks to educate you. We’re so used to “educate me!” being a prelude to hahaha jk it’s a trap and you’re wrong and let me tell you how wrong you are. You seem to be a thoughful enough person, so when you go to discuss, I would do it with a…

I was, 20 when Basic Instinct came out, and as an aspiring writer and insane theatre major I pretty much wanted TO BE HER in that movie. Her sass, her clothes, her sexy smoking. I sort of adopted that persona for a while, (without the murder), but it’s very tiring. I’m too lazy to be a sex bomb.

WHO WATCHES CBS SUNDAY MORNINGS!?

Southerner here. Never heard “bless your heart” used as an insult. Its usually used in the context of someone who has a run of extremely bad circumstances or is stuck in a bad situation.

Thanks, Akat. I’m not Meteor, and the people involved in the issue and I have cleared the air and are quite bonded, now. And I answered it all quite thoroughly and open-heartedly (at least as much as I could) on the SNS thread that Bear Woman mentioned. Finally, the poster who implicated me in the drama (whose…

“Also, conversations like this are why I like my German flatmate progressively less every time we have them.”

1.) Eminem ain’t no musician. He is a talented Rap artist. Not an MC but a rap artist.

Also - Williams offered to do the reshoot for free. The writer here chose to leave that out of the above story, though. I wonder why.

Sharpton said Erica didn’t die of a heart attack but of a heart that was attacked, after seeing her father so brutally snuffed out with no recompense.

I don’t know why, but the way you said “that’s AGGRESSIVE aggressive” reminds me of one of my favorite lines from The Simpsons, when Bart joins a boy band but it turns out the boy band is really using subliminal messaging to get people to join the Navy. When Lisa confronts Bart’s manager, LT Smash (i.e. Lieutenant…

In his defense, having read the book the Disaster Artist is based on, giving Tommy Wiseau a microphone is a terrible, terrible idea.

OMG I badly want Duckworth to run. POC, mixed race, disabled, veteran, moral, smart, dry as hell and will stare over her glasses with a withering look about your BS *hearteyes*. I like Harris, but not as much; she has grit too. Either would be fine.

Exactly. Oprah, The Rock, etc: Run for something. City Council, Mayor, Dogcatcher, something. But not President. Get some fucking experience other than opinionating and basking in the glory of your fans.

Sorry Oprah, but no. Would she be better than Trump? Most definitely. But then so would my four year old. And for all the good Oprah has done, she hasn’t always showed the best judgement either. She’s to blame for the massive platforms of both “Dr” Phil and “Dr” Oz.