Not sure if you’re being sarcastic or not, but anyway: http://www.newsweek.com/colin-powell-e…

Yo Mary-Grace, Doofenschmirtz is one of the tomato face troll's sock puppets and he's so, so, so trolling you right now. Mostly I don't care though because you've been concern trolling the rest of us with your "Hillary was once a defense attorney and that's bad!" video. You and Doofey have fun now, but don't eat too…

Maybe from living in Arkansas for close to twenty years at the time of this interview.

I want every Gawker article to be this good, damn it. God Damn!

I've been to Burning Man. All you need is a decent sized ventilated tent with a billboard sized litebrite interactive art installation out front (to keep the younguns' occupied.

Leave Ted Cruz out of this one.

Excuse me. Hillary Clinton, upon being elected president, would become the defacto head of the Democratic Party and as such, she damn well better have “coalition loyalty from (the congressional) democrats” — it is not something that she is or should be expected to “buy”. Also, her “agenda” comes and will come and…

Beautifully meta as always tooth. The irony — it Berns.

Well, it's not like Trump attracted the eagle... like it flew to NYC just to see Trump about some nesting material (hair joke).

Really? Specifically, how would your life change for the worse under a Clinton presidency?

No, but smugly bragging about staying home on this particular election day certainly smacks of "something" that sure looks an awful lot like privilege.

See, now I was taking that as, "is she one of the hired ladies (wink, wink)" you know, like Trump's wife.

Trump is likely going to end up indicted through RICO violations over that Trump University scam. The judge in the San Diego case has allowed the RICO accusations in. The New York state attorney has just reopened his investigation. Trump is already being audited by the IRS — something that he's using as an excuse to…

Highly unlikely that she ever had that young woman's vote.

Actually, you provided the evidence within the NYT link, which is why your false equivalency was showing. But not only should I not be responding to you now, I probably shouldn't have responded to you at all. This was a satirical article that you decided to troll — you know that right? — but I just couldn't resist,…

Now, now.. it ends up with an armed seal gif.

Psst... your false equivalency is showing.

Spoken like someone who has yet experienced their first hot flash, let alone cashed their first social security check.

Warren signed a letter with other female Dem senators urging Clinton to run back in 2013 and as little as two weeks ago, The DailyKos was reporting that she was likely going to be formally endorsing Clinton around the time of the NH primary, if Bernie's new purity test tactic doesn't intimidate her into silence first.

Aw, that was just an Army/Navy game prank.