Trump is going to win this election on false equivalencies.

None of the Clinton Foundation controversy, however, is quite as blatant as what we’re allegedly looking at with Trump.

Fuck that noise.

Oh, so that's why he walks this way.

Guaranteed to bring on ALL the yeast infections, UTIs, AND bleeding from the wherever!

Change it to Pumpkin Spice & you got yourself a sure fire money maker.

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

That Children for Trump child has the Ted Cruz speaking voice down pat. He’ll be resigning from office for something terrible one day.

I hear the next one will be the incest one.

I actually sort of appreciate the evangelical support for Trump. They might as well just come out and say, “Hey, America! We hate brown people and women more than we love Jesus!”

Giant Offensive Projection.

That’s what’s so great about this ad. For something that seems so transparently benign, there is a political ambiguity that makes you scratch your head.

So you’re saying Burning Man has gone from Critical Tits to Hypocritical Twits.

I have not laughed this much in a long time. This whole thing is fucking hilarious...until I remember that we’re talking about a campaign of one of the two major parties.

You do know they have seedless watermelons now, right?

“I try to get four or five lines done as fast as possible”

Gag Halfront to Trump’s Zaphod Beeblebrox.

Everything you wrote is totally true, but Clinton was never going to give a speech lambasting the GOP as a party of white racial resentment. She’s a politician, not a political historian or analyst.

Of course you’re right that this kind of racism existed in more subtle terms in the Republican party, but I am absolutely okay with this. She’s explicitly calling out Trump as a racist (which is a pretty gutsy thing for a candidate to do to their other candidate), and it absolutely will sway SOME fence-riding moderate…