I had a baby you guys! She was born on February 14th, she’s a hilariously good baby and my c-section recovery has been a freaking dream. We’re already home after only 2 days in the hospital! Here’s a picture because I’m dying to show her off!

 Yeah, my husband super doesn’t want me to donate my body. But what is he gonna do, keep me in the living room?

Not a lawyer but I’m pretty sure you can add stipulations that if your organs can’t be used for whatever reason, the body goes to science! I could definitely definitely be wrong but I think that sounds somewhat reasonable?

YES about making sure everyone knows what you want. Having a written will is actually mad important too, when my grandmother passed it was a huge, huge, years-long hassle trying to get her property, vehicles, etc. put in my dad’s name- and my dad was her only surviving relative outside of us grandchildren. Make plans …

YEEEEEESSSS THE BODY FARM. I always wanted to donate my body to a medical school but after reading Mary Roach’s book Stiff (highly recommend), I decided on the body farm. I don’t really want my dead body getting a nose job or boob implants, but that’s just personal preference.

Hot take: I love my brothers but only because they are significantly older than me, by 8 and 13 years, and because they are brothers and not sisters. I know myself well enough to be able to say if I had sisters it’d be a damn mess. Our mom also never allowed us to argue when we were kids, and I think forcing us to be…

I’m pregnant with my first kid, I saw Mother! the night it came out (because I was like, oooh I don’t know anything about this movie! How interesting!) and I wish I had read spoilers for it. It was my worst moviegoing experience to date.

I totally get how you could feel that way about Lady Dynamite, and I get it because I actually feel the same way about Tig Notaro’s stuff!! My mom had breast cancer when I was a little kid so it’s got this whole monster-under-the-bed feel for me, something about watching Maria Bamford be super weird and awkward and…

This took like a million years, I actually forgot how much I enjoyed season one of this show! It’s so weird and... weird.

As my (very cool) dad has gotten older he’s taken up two hobbies: bird watching and collecting/building legos.

My mindset as a hotel-room-specific-nudist: “you fuckers are probably never gonna see me again. Here’s my ass.”

I finally went shopping for maternity clothes today at 5 months pregnant, I’m considering it a radical act of self care. I got the world’s coziest sweater and I definitely will be okay with wearing it long after this kid makes its grand arrival.

My troop leader was a geologist, we did some pretty neat stuff outdoors!

This. I am 21 now and was a Girl Scout until I was 18 and aged out of the program. I went to europe with Girl Scouts, I went on an all expense paid trip to Washington, DC to a NASA program in order to bring stargazing parties back into my community, and my first boss directly told me he gave me the job because I had…

*deep breath*

Yes to Paddywax! They make ones that look like they’re in little camping mugs, there’s a scent that’s fresh air and sea salt- it is the best, cleanest, freshest smell ever. Like your living room took a shower!

Yes to Paddywax! They make ones that look like they’re in little camping mugs, there’s a scent that’s fresh air and…

Your puppy looks like a toy!! I had to read all of your text very very carefully to see if you were talking about your fake puppy, lol

I’m not even ashamed to say watching Louise is like looking in a mirror

I have a weird adoration for that stupid Kuchi Kopi thing, it’s just so damn cute!

That’s a really great way of putting it!