No, no, no. That's patently untrue. I am completely sick of them right now.

The Seahawks defense started using "Can't Call Holds on Us" as their rally song

Pictured: Mil-eh

Fun Fact!

J.R. first learned to feel the music at Phish concerts but he's not welcome there anymore. People got tired of him because he had the "puff puff" part down but failed at the "pass" every time.

Alex Smith said merely, "Pick me."

So wait...is wearing sweatpants in public acceptable now? If so this is the best day of my life.

And that's why hockey players are not referred to as "thugs"!

Hello deah, come heah let me grab those breasts

Or isn't dangling down between a monkey's legs.

[Carmelo fights off tears]

And here's Tim's image of JR Smith:

This video was even better with the scenic views of Denver. Good thing they didn't have to do this over Cincinnati; their skyline is complete shit.

Stem cells? I don't think so. Here's the real magical elixir:

a roster that includes five pro Bowlers.

HOW DO I LOOK IN THESE??!!

Walmart Greeter: Welcome to Walmart!

I would've been happier if Chalmers had replied "thanks Obama"

Cubs Intern: Ummm Mr. Green, I think there is something you need to see.

You wanna see well hung?