I blame those guys who drive around dropping cones everywhere...who the hell are they?

I wouldn't have guessed you're a soccer fan.

We know that trying to watch soccer on television is like trying to watch two people play Pong for two hours straight. Not even getting to play Pong yourself, watching two OTHER people play Pong for two hours straight. Boop, plink plink, boop, plink plink. Back and forth until your eyes fall out with four or five…

I'm surprised more of those women didn't know these answers because soccer is designed specifically for them.

Europe - "football"

There. Fixed.

Because they're playing New England, and the rest of the country supports their efforts to restrict an influx of Massholes?

Great. Now let's Americanize the European Soccer badges.

Well, it's a more subtle trap than last week's poll:

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When reached for comment, Smith that this to say:

Now, all those players will be able to add moral bankruptcy to their financial bankruptcy.

The Packers—the Packers!—still have 7,500 seats remaining

PUT HIS WEDDING RING ON HIS PENIS, NOW CAN'T GET IT OFF

Coach Woodson: I know you're hurt and we suck, Melo, but you should probably try to watch us play.

Former Patriot Donte' Stallworth has a special place in his heart for "Slay Ride."

He knows when you've been sleeping,

My Top 3 Favorite Unwritten Rules of Basketball in Descending Order:

It's a clever homage to the fact that most people who eat at Jimmy John's are high/wasted.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."