There is so much to unpack from the fact he sat next to Abe for several hours at dinner and has no idea she speaks English 7 days later.

Sports?

What does Trump’s hair look like 4 or 8 years from now.

We won’t know what really happened until Diana Moskovitz’s article. 

“Help me!”

This fight was barely even long enough to masturbate to. 4/10.

I just don’t understand VR. When I get home from work and want to play a video game, I want to sit on my fat lazy butt with a controller in my hand and “veg out” in front of my monitor.

Fuck off with this shit, please.

WHAT.

I worked at NikeTown on Newbury Street in Boston in 2007. I was a cashier.

My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was…

Thanks Ashley. I couldn’t decide if I wanted to have a club sandwich or dry heaves for lunch.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

OH NO. A SPOILER ABOUT A SHOW FEATURING DRAGONS. MY LIFE IS RUINED.

Yup. These are my viewer.

That is an amazing picture of a bunch of dirt leg rednecks.

I hope Megyn Kelly is fascinated by sex. Knowing that one of the Fox women is still able to enjoy some level of sexual autonomy would be a spark of fucking hope in that miserable haunted forest.

“No it’s in dog years. His age only goes up every 7 years.” - An idiot named Ryan