Ooh, I got a better one. How about ‘The Butt-ler?’ Get it?

[holds it in]

From what I understand they wanted his blood so that they can test it and hopefully it will come back as dirty (drugs or alcohol etc.). Then if he wanted to bring a civil suit against the department for being injured due to thier high speed chase, which I think is against the departments policy, they can bring up his…

If the detective and his supervisor aren’t fired, permanently barred from law enforcement and security work, and the detective charged with Assault against health care provider and emergency medical service worker Utah Code Title 76 Ch. 5 Part 1 Sect. 102.7 and Assault Utah Code Title 76 Ch. 5 Part 1 Sect. 102 and…

The fact that Payne was trying to force a blood sample from the victim of a crime makes this whole thing even worse.

Once Payne and his superior who pushed him are fired and unable to find another job, then I’ll believe in that “goodness of society”.

A screen is... revolutionary? :\

This dangerous situation is the driver’s fault, to begin with. He should have responded immediately to the drivers in the adjacent lane slowing so quickly

Alright Cosmo Kramer...

Lesson for the kids out there: Don’t try to make baseball fun.

Assad waited a whole 12 minutes before bombing Khan Shaykhun again!

Let’s not forget the timing, which conveniently displaced stories about Nunes recusing himself from the investigation of Russian interference in the election.  

I also wouldn’t put it past the admin and Russia to have orchestrated this whole tiny, weird, not-very-useful action to show that actually the Trump admin is not in cahoots with Russia, no matter how much shit comes out to the contrary.

It’s peacocking. He’s slapping Al-Assad on the wrist and saying “Don’t do that again” but unless there’s a policy shift on Syria then this is all a show to say he did something. That something being to spend $60+ million to put on a show. I’m not opposed to attacking Syria but attacking a few empty and readily…

Having gone to an HBCU in an Ivy League school, I’ve had the best of both worlds. While the Ivy League school had more than enough resources to facilitate my learning, I find that you get out what you put in whatever institution of higher learning you attend

That look when you know the house is more comfortable than the field.

You know, it's really hard just being a shark without all these unrealistic expectations weighing down on me because of how sharks are portrayed in the media. Sometimes I can't deal. Hence, why I ate this dick who couldn't watch where he was swimming.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me

While he might use the line about “These laws protect women from the father pressuring her to get an abortion,” he doesn’t have the balls to add “like I did when I knocked up my wife before we were married. Or when I got my mistress pregnant.”