Oh my god

So many comments with no nod to the origin of the name...

And the tax payers should in turn put pressure on the fuckwad police department to clean up their act.

I think the driver just lost control.

Check out the definition of punitive damages award. Hitting in the wallet works in most situations, including this one, not to mention the negative publicity that would result from the ruling despite the dollar amount.

Nope. The video clears him without any need for that. It’s was a 100% CYA move for the department. The innocent injured as a result of the high speed chase could sue the police. They were looking for anything to use against him if he tried to hold them responsible.

BINGO!

Nailed it.

Except when they super-fucked up by giving headphones away with each iPhone. D’oh!

Me too so I could sell my place in line for a nice profit. I bet you could get at least double the down payment to go from 5+ year wait to one year or less.

Right? If that defensive move is so obvious, why not program into autopilot?

That’s ridiculous. If someone suddenly jerks into your lane there’s no way to “maintain safe distance” because there’s was literally nothing in front of him until the idiot jerked his car in front of him. Had the SUV moved a second later the passing car would have had zero reaction time. And this could happen if he’s…

Or pull over onto the shoulder where there’s no cars.

Soooo, if it is a responsible move to slow down when cars in the next lane suddenly slow down, shouldn’t that be programmed into the autopilot?? And if they neglected to program in such an obvious defensive action to this situation, isn’t it still the fault of the autopilot and Tessa?

Inflatable kayaks for a fraction of this cost?

Inflatable kayaks for a fraction of this cost?

It’s not like he stays there for hours. I bet he doesn’t stay more than 10-15 minutes and moves on. Can’t make money sitting in one spot all night.

Nah, that would kill tourism sales. They don’t care if idiots kill themselves as long as they put down a credit card when they checked into the hotel.

What’s sad is this community knows how dangerous and potentially deadly this spot is, but instead of closing it down they leave it open and just throw up some signs because they know people come with wallets full of money to stand there like idiots.

Probably mostly due to multi-million dollar contracts for football and basketball coaches.

Sounds like he’s getting in very early with potential future millionaires that won’t know what to do with their money, but luckily they’ll have good ‘ole uncle Love to help them who just happens to be a professional investor. I mean, $200 a weeks and a couple of domestic trips is super-cheap compared to what he’s…