Also, he didn’t direct an episode of Rectify, which probably brought a whole new set of stressors, especially when trying to manage Wayans on set when the two hated each other.

No. Outlaw Star Wars.

It's okay; Jesus had the wheel.

She should thank her lucky stars that Riz Ahmed is doing illegal symbiote-based research, then. A little black goo in his ear will wake her son right up! He won’t even need any PT before he starts killing and eating people.

Forget Star Destroyers, Porkins probably could have vaporized the Death Star (and Yavin IV), if he’d simply activated his X-Wing’s hyperdrive instead of trying to “hold it.”

It’s because Finn and Rose started a stampede to terrorize a few hundred arms dealers who had the temerity to sell weapons to both the First Order and the Rebels.

The Russians usually try to inflame extremes on both sides, though. I’m curious where the half of them that weren’t attacking Johnson directed their subversions.

There will always be grandmother roles, if Hollywood has anything to say about it.

I demand that they keep Ryan Reynolds’s voice for most of each sentence, then have Hugh Jackman dub in only the replaced words when necessary.

This is fine as long as its December performance doesn’t encourage the studios to make all future Deadpool movies non-R-rated. Wonder why they felt they had to open anything at all in place of Alita, though?

And I gotta ask what sites, because I’ve encountered zero so far. As far as I know, Apple corporate and Disney have gotten along fairly well as least as far back as when Jobs sold Pixar in exchange for a large shareholder position in Disney proper. Curious to see where this antipathy is both noteworthy and measurable,…

If so, you’d think they’d blame Ira Steven Behr and Michael Piller, not Ron Moore.

Eh, I doubt I would have appreciated that ending as a kid. Maybe if I saw it for the first time as an adult it wouldn’t be too bad, but that space fairy-tale happy ending gave the saga a special place in my young heart.

I was going to say Jordan’s too young and handsome to play Clark, but then I saw that this was a prequel to the early novels I read. Never saw Liev Schreiber play the character, but he seems way too big.

Honestly, you could tell me any of those but “Nettles” was the first name of some new Disney teen actress, and I’d believe you.

How dare you insinuate that the Hearst family empire would ever interfere with the proper functioning of a media company! Good day to you, sir!

Ah, I learned on this very site that the correct term is “tearjerking” or “crysturbating.”

Pasty English-looking motherfucker will fit right in with the First Order. It’s not like they cast Emma Stone or anything.

Best of all, they can't really age out of the roles, except for health reasons.

Hey, if the fanboys can cheer Kevin Feige getting to play with the FF and the X-Men regardless of the worrying further oligopolization of entertainment, I can look forward to stupid Star Trek being owned by a single company once again.