Father of 1,000 Lies? Big deal—Trump did that in his first four months.

Full name: Lou Cypher.

I don’t know what the conventions and fan clubs are like, but the Trek video games and YouTube comments are littered with those people, especially after Discovery was announced. I mean, I can’t stand the show either, but race/gender/orientation have nothing to do with it.

Awful storyline, and I hated the movie, but for me, Tran gave the second best performance (even that terrible final line) next to Hamill.

That was a new thread? Isn’t that the exact offer Vader made to Luke at the climax of TESB (just without the “our Empire will be something different” bullshit)?

Racial insensitivity in a Pierre Morel film? Incroyable!

Damon Wayans, Jr. is delightful. His father is... less so.

Honestly, if they just replaced Wayans’s character with his lawyer wife Keesha Sharp as Scott’s cop partner, the show would be just as good.

I will saw I never enjoyed a Chris Pratt movie as much as I did The Rundown.

He should be used to it after Passengers.

Just making up for the shameful lack of same on the forthcoming Magnum, P.I. reboot.

#There’sAPillForThatNow.

These terrible Star Wars movies were also in much fewer theaters back then.

More Rebel propaganda. Black Sheep Squadron bodycam footage clearly showed that the patrol was investigating the case of the stolen Imperial droids when yet another domestic disturbance was reported at the Lars household. Once there, the troopers talked to both parties, then were preparing to take Mrs. Lars to an…

Anakin being a dick? Noooooooooo!!!!

I assume it was for the same reason they arrest the terrorist strike force in their high security military facility on the forest moon instead of shooting them outright. The Empire is law and order in a chaotic, war-torn galaxy, and they accept surrendering criminals. Leia and Chewbacca would have been tried by a…

And T. J. Miller played a supporting character who will not be in future Deadpool/X-Force movies. They just chose not to reshoot his scenes after the story broke late in production.

Thank you. Wow, Texas Sword Day. I have no words.

Yeah, I saw ANH a bunch of times first-run at the Cinerama. Thanks, that’s legitimately comforting. I’m glad that I’m wrong rather than the movie.

Let’s be fair: after the WOC was written out far too early, what would a hardened criminal lieutenant and a spaceship-piloting droid possibly have to talk about other than boys?