I am told that Han’s Wookiee accent was also surprisingly racist.

Also when overseas grosses are sharply down from the last three films and it’s already opened in most countries, save Japan.

They’re also really mad about L3-37, for her political activism. And the mainstream reviewers seem to love her, so I’m not sure if she’s closer to the Jar Jar or K-2SO end of the sidekick spectrum.

Even some of the people who enjoyed Solo in spite of themselves are happy at its box office failure. For that contingent of the fandom, this was about financially punishing Disney for The Last Jedi, and they admit they were boycotting the next one regardless of its quality. Even if they wanted to see it, they pledged…

Even those of us who watched the sequel forgot it had been made.

After the 2020 season, yes we can.

Be sure to check the hidden ISIS safehouse Barack HUSSEIN Obama constructed in the back of every post office. Those lazy overpaid Federal union leeches sometimes just toss the checks in there because they know all us deep state operatives shuffle through the place at least once a week.

Well, L3-37 speak is “you’ll have to do that thing for me later,” so PWR BTTM checks out.

Split in half and fallen down a bottomless shaft in the giant Theed power reactor. If that’s survivable, and Captain Phasma managed to escape a garbage compactor and catch a shuttle off Starkiller Base in the short time after she lowered the shield and before Poe Dameron blew it up, then that means Emperor Palpatine…

There were a number of Kylo Ren cosplayers I saw at local conventions over the past few years, usually accompanied by a Rey. They really seemed to love the helmet and stupid crossguard lightsaber. I always wondered what they thought of Snoke dissing the helmet and Ren then smashing it to pieces in Last Jedi.

No, he’s got a different kind of burn.

Their Last Jedi review seemed like a fair critique. It was only a few weeks later in an unrelated Plinketto (I think) that they hilariously shit all over it.

Is the girl from The Mick at all interesting in Project Almanac, it is it a nothing role?

Oh, is that how you’re supposed to pronounce c?

Do you get matinee price for a new release?

No, it is a Trump side-effect, and it actually has some in the GOP worried, as these nutjobs primary out their preferred candidates, and may be too right-wing to prevail against the Democratic candidates in the general, even in districts that favored Trump in 2016. Or so I read in Politico.

Obviously, he controlled both sides to accumulate ultimate power, just like Supreme Chancellor Palpatine of the Galactic Republic. Geonosis was a false flag!

Kicked them all in half, actually, according to these historians:

But that was my problem. Have we ever seen color holograms before this? I haven’t watched all of the TV episodes, mind you, but my memory of Star Wars holograms is that they’ve always been monochromatic. Maybe I’m just getting old?

We had to say goodbye to them.