Or takotsubo cardiomyopathy.

Like most of what Obi-wan says, these are technically true. He may or may not remember R2-D2, but all he says is that he doesn’t seem to remember ever owning a droid when R2 claims to belong to him. Like his starfighters, his astromech droids were issued to him by the Republic, not his personal property. And they…

When has a stormtrooper ever displayed better acting than what a cartoon can do? If you told me Gwendoline Christie only did voice acting over a CGI Phasma in all her scenes, I’d believe you.

Unless you’re Poe Dameron. Then, always follow orders or you’ll end up fucking things up for everybody. That was the lesson I was supposed to take away, right?

Same manufacturer and controls as his T-16 skyhopper back home.

Same manufacturer and controls as his T-16 skyhopper back home.

Recreate the exciting trench scene with command tower, rotating cannon, and Resistance troopers... which were all annihilated in a single pass by a squadron of TIE Fighters because New Hoth has no energy shield over the base and no air support or anti-aircraft capability.

Recreate the exciting trench scene with command tower, rotating cannon, and Resistance troopers... which were all…

I’ve been paying money to see both the DC movies and the Gerard Butler ones. Am I doing this wrong?

A Wizarding Jim Crow South that still literally owns magical slaves, along with some of the exact same arguments against liberating them.

What did you think of that nervous fella who’s always in them?

I wouldn’t call it ephemera because the company will still be creating new Pokémon to sell to children around the world long after Woody Allen is dead.

It would possibly kill Rey (I’m not betting on it), but the same film establishes that a Master of the Force can do the trick multiple times in the space of 18 hours with no obvious ill effects.

I’m still wondering how the rebellion got reinvigorated when all the Resistance members were sneaking out the back and none of them saw it. Did the snowtroopers on the planet go to Canto Bight for vacation and tell this awesome story to the stable slaves?

I’ve come before you to resolve this issue of article writing now! If this council is unwilling to act, I suggest new leadership is needed. I call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor metonymoussum.

The Community got a notification. Did you miss it somehow?

If Luke had followed Rey to Crait, he would have had to raise and fly his old X-Wing. Since Ren sent his entire TIE Fighter element chasing the Falcon, Luke would have swooped in and strafed the entire line of walkers (which were helpfully arrayed in a straight line for this). The walkers have never been able to fire…

Is my math wrong? Doesn’t his $5 million equal exactly eight times her $625,000? Why does the article use the misleading “almost ten times” wording instead?

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE HAD IN MIND!

Yeah, my dad was always buying the latest gadgets (and didn’t need any help when I got him a new iPod—he even borrowed CDs from the library to rip), but didn’t care that his bedroom HDTV was on an analog signal. I’d play DVDs or Blu-rays for him, but his eyes couldn’t appreciate the resolution.

“Try gaining some rigor in your thought.”

I will never believe that Woody Allen molested Dylan Farrow in order to hurt her mother.