Whoa, are you saying there’s a tiny, non-zero chance that @Tarvolt is ex-Mossad, and well paid by an amoral American lawyer to peddle false equivalencies on internet sites?

Depending on his scene partners, it may have been too late to replace him in this year’s sequel, even if Disney hadn’t moved the release date up to protect their Star Wars movie.

What about Miami Blues? Mmm... Jennifer Jason Leigh...

I’m looking forward to every single one of redlettermedia’s predictions coming true.

Also where he picks the cheaper, refurbished hyperdrive over the brand-new model because these things hardly ever break down, so we’d just be wasting credits, Chewie.

Then he goes off to smuggle spice, then back to the Falcon for some more full penetration. Smuggling, penetration, smuggling, penetration, and that goes on for about 150 minutes or so until the movie just sort of... ends.

I’m not that greedy; I’ll just be happy if they show how he was conceived.

Lightningverse? Are we talking about Static?

The human thief was much more interesting than the two elves. They should have just focused on her in season 2.

Well, Poe’s reaction to hearing the plan was more like “Huh, that’ll work.” Whereas Holdo not telling her crew the plan led to Rose staking out the escape pods, because so many Rebel soldiers had lost hope and were trying to jump ship.

Considering they had to travel from the Star Destroyer’s garbage field to Bespin only at sublight speeds with a broken hyperdrive, it better have been weeks, if not months. It wasn’t like JJ’s universe, where every planet just happens to be in the same star system.

Some bombers in Star Wars did carry gravity bombs before, because indirect fire weapons could be useful against planetary targets, as well as reaching the depths of crevices in asteroids where they suspected the Millenium Falcon was hiding. Bomb bays could also be used to deploy orbital mines.

You... you married a 14 year-old? I assume, like the Honorable Judge Moore, you asked her parents’ permission first?

I think the takeaway for all of us from this is to eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation.

Karan Soni from Other Space! And Rizwan Manji works a lot.

That sounds like such a waste. Ever since Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, I’ve always wanted to witness an actual book burning, myself.

Actually the transports were all cloaked, so the only reason the First Order noticed them was that Poe told Finn and Rose over the commlink about the transports fueling up, DJ was standing next to them, and he later told Hux.

Also, this weird running thread where @KeyserRoll is accused of being a Trumpist. I mean, I think they go too far at times, but I’ve never read anything to suggest that they were on the wrong side.

Or that he couldn’t leave her for an eight-foot tall blue cartoon.

This made me feel ashamed for a moment before I realized it was Last Action Hero I loved, not True Lies, and that I had mentally conflated the two.