I remember it being you got more points the longer you held the woman in your hand, Fay Wray-style. When the timer ran out, you dropped her and she’d turn into a normal pedestrian. You could then pick her up again and eat her, if you so chose.

“Buy American” is just something he says, not something he does.*

But even GWB had that dumb jock coordination. I can’t see Trump ducking two hurled shoes in a row.

OUTRAGEOUS!

You aren’t? Sounds like you should have signed up for the CapitalOne® Card!

Some people say you have to reload the page before your edits will show, but they’re there for everyone else.

There will be, but it will all be glowy angel gun violence in service to his new calling as a demon hunter.

Avatar and Perineum, it is!

Plummer’s Sulu will wear the eyepatch over the right eye, instead.

Playing three different roles would be fine. I truly enjoyed his farcical Merlin in the last one.

Those aren’t mating calls; they’re just terrible freestyles.

Valkyrie’s never given a proper name, right? Why doesn’t everyone just call her Sif in the next movie?

He’s there so Hela isn’t talking to herself for all the exposition scenes.

I haven’t been watching this show, but am curious. Is it morally acceptable to murder a helpless prisoner (who, despite being a murderous traitor, was the only character I liked in this episode), if you’re pretty sure she’ll come back to life at some later point? And does murdering your enemy’s lieutenant somehow…

Aren’t you a famous billionaire industrialist now? It’s no wonder you can’t relate to poor people like the Pritchett-Dunphy clan.

Hey, be nice. Comic-fan’s mother was a whore.

It’s just the first necessary step in launching the Teenage Negro Ninja Thrashers Shared Universe.

I assume that, like Trump, most of these rapacious assholes make extensive use of undocumented workers because they can pay them poorly and treat them worse.

You always have the option of bypassing it and going back to the original BBC series.

“I’m actually pretty good at empathy.”