Um... sticks what into pillow?

The “James Gunn is Tired of the BvS Bashing on his Facebook Feed” article is only a few days old, I think?

Hey, I just clicked for the Martha jokes. I leave, disappointed.

Skimming this review quickly, I thought it was Danny Trejo goofily playing the Elongated Man. Which I now want to see.

That sounds plausible. It might even be the only requirement for the Megan Fox role in the first Transformers.

Him and Joe Rogan. Meanwhile, I never hear about Dave Foley or Phil Hartman any more.

No, but then I like weird Elseworlds variations on classic characters. Also, by the time of Superman Returns, I was thoroughly sick of movie Luther.

“Claim ownership?” No, I have no idea who you are/were. I only remember your current name in a bad way from your overemotional attacks on other commenters and the site’s writers the past month or so. If you’ve contributed positively before that, that’s great news.

If his character is supposed to have just graduated from the police academy and qualified for duty alongside a bunch of twentysomethings, I’d imagine Fillion would want to lose some weight before the show starts, if only to fit the storyline.

It seems to get stale over time just as Disqus did. Try reloading the page. If that doesn’t work, logout and back in again.

Fish oil kids chewables (ugh).

Are the two shows under different studios? I would love for them to do the crossover storyline from the comic later on.

I believe you quoted Bob Loblaw, not Bob Odenkirk.

I’ll always stick up for Dead or Alive. Especially if we’re specifically taking about movies adapted from video games.

And Diedrich Bader just seems delightful!

All I needed was a winking acknowledgement that the author was aware of the studies that concluded even fake smiles improved one’s mood, and then I could enjoy the snark.

Poe’s Law and all, but my post was completely sarcastic, and I agree with everything you have said. Sorry I didn’t write my joke more clearly in the first place.

Well, Chicago was basically asking for it, straddling that filthy river and dressed in those naughty subdivisions.

Wait, you still have a crush on a 9/11 Truther? ;)

Sure, as long as they point out that he and Mia Farrow lived in different households, and he never so much as stayed over one night, so he was more like some distant acquaintance to her, certainly never a paternal authority figure. Also, that they totally waited until she was legal before they did anything sexual…