325,000,000 million Americans. .3% is trans so that’s ~1m transgender people in US. 22 trans murders / 1,000,000 trans folks

*While simultaneously swigging out of a bottle of your self-branded vodka (with label facing the camera, obviously).

This season taught me:

How insecure we are about what we drive? You're full of shit.

We are not talking about every possible act of violence against a male character that could be shown in a movie, while expecting female characters to never encounter any violence. Note that there is no complaint about any other kind of violence the woman in the movie experiences. This article is about this particular…

That dress on the left looks like my mom’s wedding dress from 1978. Vomit.

I like it but it needs to be on someone like a Florence Welch. Carole isn’t right for willowy, romantic, vintage-inspired looks. She looks like one of the ghosts that roamed the halls at Crimson Peak.

It was ugly as fuck. Anyone watch Odd Mom Out? It’s the hideous bridesmaid dress Jill is forced to wear to her sister in law’s vow renewal but with MOAR RUFFLES!

THANK YOU. This is the photo in the dictionary next to “internally screaming.”

Britney’s toes deserve a close up.

What the heck is going on here? Britney either needs to buy shoes that fit or she needs to file off the extraneous toes.

Forever in Your Mind looks like they were created by melting One Direction together in a vat and creating three men from the resultant goop.

Oh boy! Oh boy! I get to have an old man moment!

So that’s what they’ve got in their mouths, then.

The only people I recognize in this montage are Beyoncé and her daughter, (but only because she’s standing next to Beyoncé,) and Nicki Minaj. I feel like my Dad.

Is it wrong that I feel kind of bad for Blue Ivy? She’s not even 5 yet. She should be wearing non-itchy clothes she can play in. Hopefully it’s just for the carpet and she won’t have to spend the whole awards show wearing her own body weight in tulle.

What the actual fuck is this even? It's like joke maternity photos making fun of people who take them too seriously except I'm pretty sure they're serious and I don't even know. I just can't.

Boy Group #2 will not be making it onto lunchboxes or backpacks.

The two on the right look like your typical Disney Channel embryos, but the guy on the left doesn’t look like he belongs. He looks like some random guy who won a contest to appear on a red carpet. I’m not sure the other two know he is standing there. Also the guy in the middle seems to have narrowly avoided…

she’s accepting an honorary kardashian award tonight..congrats !