bagofletters
bagofletters
bagofletters

Every day she stares at a photo of Tom Hiddleston and screams “WHY DON’T YOU HATE ME YET!!!!!!!!!!!”

Please... stop clapping.

no u can’t he has a good cat to feed

yas

yas

in my utopia, all men’s sports is played shirtless. also, pantless.

Brendan you’re fired.

Because calling people crazy bitches on the internet is peak sanity. 👍

Yes I know, but it kind of annoys me that only the swimming is being shown live and in it’s entirety on TV while you either have to watch the live stream online or wait for the butchered replays on tv at awkward hours for other sports. One could argue that men’s gymnastics takes too long to show live on tv, but I

Yes but what is her husband doing?

No, I think getting along with people you don’t like is a pretty key difference between grown ups and pretend grown ups. I also said that I bounce if I dislike the person that much. I don’t make my friends choose sides or deal with my arbitrary, subjective judgment of someone they have welcomed into their world for

I can tell by reading your level-headed and not at ALL d*ckish responses, that bagofletters was wrong and people, absolutely, do NOT roll their eyes when they hear that you have, also, been invited to the party.

How about another April Fool’s day like swap with Deadspin

Most of my friends have very diverse social circles and when there are gatherings of more than about 8 people, usually there are people there I can’t fucking stand. They aren’t my friend (I don’t invite them to my gatherings) but I know them, sometimes quite well bc I’ve been spending a day a month in their company

Same at the workplace. If you don't know who the weak link is, it's you.

Judging by her Olympics tweets, I'm thinking it's the US Women's Gymnastics Team. Or maybe Phelps.

After being too scared to watch Poltergeist so nobody got to watch it even though you rented it specifically for the party, Jeb.

Except in Jeb!’s case his group is his family. I still almost feel bad for him/

Julian understands that time is relative and a social construct. This kid is mad advanced at physics, too.

P.S. What is your favorite super hero, Julian’s parents?