My takeway from last night is that I have severe Daddy issues because I could not stop thinking about Obama, Kaine and Biden in that way. Like yes, please! What does it all mean??????

“They were tucked away in the second floor of the restaurant,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They seemed to really be enjoying each others’ company.”

This was the best one.

Indeed.

Not necessarily. He traveled as a missionary to basically do volunteer work in getting infrastructure set up, teaching carpentry and welding from a neutral standpoint. Being a missionary can either mean going out into the world to do good in order to help your own faith and find meaning and purpose behind it, or to…

I see your pic, and raise you THIS.

Do you also think your local high school football team could beat the New England Patriots if the weather is right?

There’s an entire country in Europe where millions of white folk speak flawless Spanish almost from birth.

Still going with ‘killed by Jim Webb.’

I was just wondering why her eyebrows were so dark.

Seeing “I Texted...” with an arrow pointing to an eggplant made me think Tyler Henry is a lot naughtier than his bow-tied persona makes it seem.

Her speech writer is Sarah Hurwitz, and she worked on the speech that Melania ripped off. She and Michelle both went into that speech with a chip on their shoulder.

I LOVED Take Your Daughter to Work Day at my dad’s architecture firm. They would set all us daughters up in the conference room and give us projects like making a model building out of foam core and making a mood board for a room with fabric and tile samples; and we’d to present our creations to the group. They’d also…

That just reminded me of when I always tried to play Star Wars and recruit the one kid in my class named Luke. He never wanted to play and I never asked anyone else to be Luke Skywalker. We pretty much just had Han Solo (my friend Chris) and Darth Vadar (me).

America’s fascination with reality stars is going to start WW3.

There's something weird about his eyes. Like they are not looking in the same direction?

Voting for Trump does mean you’re blind to color.

i hate him. i hate his music, i hate his face, i hated that stupid lion tattoo stunt. I HATE HIM.

He looks more like a sad frog to me, but I get Muppet.