I have the same experiences with friends and rationale WRT Jez and have nothing else to add except this .gif of T-Swizzle thinking she won a Grammy for a second, and then finding out that it went to someone else.

Didn’t CH get his jollies in a massage parlour waaaaaay before HiddleSwift started?

Why do I know this? What is wrong with me?

Nooo, the cheatEE does “Cry Me A River,” not the cheatER. She would be doing Brit’s “Everytime” in this situation.

Will the board allow them to bring crisis/grief counselors into the school for these kids? Because Jesus Christ they’re going to need them.

I’m convinced that Taylor is going to keep dating people until all of their initials spell out some sort of coded message about her asking for someone to rescue her from the grasps of the Illuminati.

Wow, someone finally beat Taylor to the punch.

Comment from my bestie on my outraged FB post this morning:

I wouldn’t know, I picked the girl avatar because the male one looked like a trashy Kingdom Hearts reject. No thanks.

I’ve read interviews with publicists before where they’ve said that many stars are complicit with the paparazzi, and that it’s a game they HAVE to play to keep getting projects. But if that’s the case, how do people like Steve Carell or Julianne Moore (both of whom I love) keep getting hired for high-profile movies? I…

He’s only 35????????!?!?!??!?!

First, I’ll say this is a fantastic idea for series. I love finding out this shit from publicists.

My thoughts exactly! I think the amount of Tumblrs alone dedicated to the man prove otherwise!

It is some D-List type “LOOK AT ME! TAKE MY PICTURE!” level shit, isn’t it? Maybe that’s why it rubs me the wrong way. Neither of them need to act like that to get press yet here we are with t-shirts and goddamn fake tattoos.

I legit write down his tweets on post-it notes and put them on my mirror when my depression is bad.

If this is her #8, it is no longer love.. but a necessity to fill in that void of being with someone and being unable to imagine a life alone otherwise.

I mean, if the Hillary supporters were belligerent drunks, I’d be cool with it.

Honestly I don’t see this one ending well for either of them unless they dial it back to look like an actual “A-list” relationship

They are true soul mates who fell deeply, madly as soon as their gazes locked. They will be married by Fall and make five beautiful babies and eventually die on the same day - still in love and holding hands. YOU CYNICAL BEEOTCH. *snort* I love fiction.

She is shooting music video and he is playing her only lover left alive.

Just rewatched Game Change the other day. In some ways, I think they tried to make McCain come across as a well-meaning, good-hearted man who stumbled into Palin, but, really, he actually came across as a naive bumbler incapable of leadership. (And she comes across as unhinged, which... has proven to be true.)