They promised not to let me down so next week if they post something will you join me in grading it?

That’s the spirit! I am going to go ahead and give you a follow so I can remember to check next Tuesday! I’ll even be sure to give you a rating out of 10 so you can know how well you did and where you need to go from there. Together we will get you in tip top trolling shape so you can move on to the big leagues. I’m…

I was lucky enough to see his Rutgers speech in person and the man can talk forever, like he's brilliant to listen to but I have to say he just kind of goes where his ideas take him as he's speaking, he was like I just have a few points to make this speech and next thing you know its forever later and we are freezing…

I know they have speech writers, I get that in the current world they need them, but nothing will ever convince that they don’t have a hand in every single thing they say. I literally see it as Michelle and Barack being like “No that’s too tame, I want to hit them where it hurts” or “Trust me I don’t need to name…

I hope that he posts the letter next to the bill like "I was asked to do something about the homeless by one of your industries best, I hope that you find my solution to a step in the right direction for all." Just put that guy on blast for being so awful honestly.

I know you can do it, be the best troll you can be. Remember its twice a day so you don’t even have to wait that long to try again. This time next week you will be igniting the comment section with indignant rage like the true all star you are.

SDCC is the most mainstream con ever, even within the CC brand its the most widely known, there is tons of crossover appeal. This isn’t Gen Con we are talking about.

You have clearly never read dirt bag before so I am going to help you. It is (and has been for literally ever seriously go back and check the tag) a compilation of gossip from everywhere, and is posted twice daily since that is how much celebrity gossip is available. I understand you are a troll and it must be tough I…

True that’s like 20 years in Taylor relationship time

when I worked in retail and got bored I used to imagine what sex toys people were currently using (there are a few that can be used in public on the DL) it made my days better

Like I am all here for not having to stare at them but this was a bad move on WB part because she would have been all about her mans movie and her legion of fans would have been like SUPPORT HIM and those are teens with expendable income we are talking about.

The opening weekend of Pokémon go my roommate and I found another Mystic player taking a gym with us and like had a little freak out over it. Now whenever we see that he has a Pokémon at a gym we always go and make sure we back it up. Pokémon go brings people together in such fun ways.

It’s from the goggles that people at tanning salons (and real life outside tanning sometimes) wear to protect their eyes

For a man so pro America one would think that his motto would be "better dead than red" but here we are stuck looking at a man that looks like he was left out in the sun for twenty years too long.

RED IS NOT A COLOR A PERSON SHOULD BE. That is terrifying, doesn’t he have stylists who will just be like "Stop tanning this is a bad look"

RIGHT? If I were a musical artist and someone got a photo of me next to a Pokémon I would lose my shit and repost that everywhere.

I am not going to lie if there was a chance I could get a picture of a Pikachu chilling next to Rhianna you can be damn sure I would take that chance and catch the fuck out of that Pikachu while I was at it

Trump has a long and proven history of abject racism going back for years, and he is likely focusing on Muslims because they are currently one of the few groups of people that are “okay” to openly hate (Okay as in sanctioned by multiple news stations) but the current anti Muslim sentiment has been growing for the past…

Its also extremely frustrating because the show completely ignores Watson, who is generally just as fucked up as Sherlock, its hinted in multiple episodes that he has a drinking problem, he has serious and deep seated family issues, the title of the show may be Sherlock, but its their partnership as detectives that…

Ive read that having clothing that doesn’t quite fit/isn’t flawless is part of the “connect to the common man” strategy. That’s why Ted Cruz always looks like he got dressed in the dark