This made my day, may they one day find their elusive white whale.

The whiskey rebellion was great though. I’ve always imagined it to be George Washington being like: "come on man, pay your fucking taxes and go home, neither of us want to actually do this"

and we have a well regulated militia. its called the fucking national guard so like this second amendment average citizen thing has never made sense to me. THE OPENING LINE IS ABOUT A MILITIA. If you have a weapon of war with zero regulation, and you aren’t in a militia. It. Doesn’t. Cover. You.

So my thing about the whole “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people" idea is that stricter laws on gun control would mean less people would kill people with guns. So like.... they are still supporting gun control.

I loved StarWipe, I would take screenshots of my favorite posts to text my friends

Just be vague enough not to risk doxxing yourself <3

If IHOP is the epitome of pancakes for this guy then I can see why it only lasted 72 days

I spent a year working for Disney in college but if I am being honest here its both

Wait! I have more for you:

Not going to lie I was trying to find more information on brain eating amoebas for another commenter and then I saw your comment and I fell into a hole learning about Florida leprosy cases.

Florida truly is Americas Australia

So kinja on my work computer wont let me embed links so this wont look pretty at all, and I am sorry for that. here is the Wiki for River country (the amoeba that killed the kid in the 80's is linked in det-devil-ails original post) I am looking for a link on the Florida Law right now and as soon as I find it I’ll…

Somehow, even while hating them he still managed to embody the true spirit of a cat.

THEY SWAM THAT? Honestly its not even the gator thing that freaks me out, its the fucking parasites in that water

See also: Why River Country is permanently closed (though they will tell you its because a Florida law banned natural water parks- its more complicated than that but its the TLDR- which to be fair IS true, they just don’t expect you to look into why that is)

In the opening song they made a point to say that and I am not ashamed of how much I cried.

Jesus Christ I can't do this anymore. He is far too close to the White House for me.

If Leslie doesn’t win I am going to fight the entire island of Manhattan honestly, I want Chris to win because I literally weep from the power he puts into One Last Time, but its honestly a fight between old Broadway and new Broadway when it comes down to the supporting actor Tony, Chris has done his time in Broadway…

Unfortunately a few of the Tonys are actually pitting them against each other and its killing me honestly, I am actually torn between Chris Jackson and Daveed Diggs. Gun to my head I say Chris but it immediately is followed by NO BUT DAVEED, Groff though- Darling I love you but it is not your time.

I am going to split hairs with you on that one, largely because I genuinely believe Lin is doing everything he can to get his show out fairly, he does not control the ticket prices, the producer does, and the show is consistently sold out so even if tickets were in the $200 dollar range they would STILL be sold out…