That was a pretty excellent part. I also dug the bit where they’re going through the hills of Juarez and shit is bumping all over the place.

That wasn’t even the best part of the scene!

Sounds about as expected for the next 20 years: make every single human shit themselves despite posing zero threat to anything anywhere.

I know you think you are amazing at math and life, and to you they are probably one and the same, but you overlooked some pretty basic shit.

Hi Domino Man

I know it’s common- Amazon is perhaps the most egregious example of the ‘race to the bottom’, giving tax breaks to the extremely wealthy so that they can pay their workers a pittance and time their bathroom breaks.

I want to open a big coffee shop that will serve as an 8000 sq ft advertisement for my company. Do I get a gift of $1,000,000?

Another day, another instance of our elected officials, paid off by corporations, GIVING OUR TAX DOLLARS TO PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY ABSURDLY WEALTHY.

Perhaps the most American thing ever written.

Lol national food chain

As a taxpayer, I pay for everything, therefore surely I am legally entitled to adorn it with my own branded messaging. BAG OF BEES! Buy now.

It’s advertiser-supported infrastructure! In an ideal libertarian world, every surface can be used for marketing messaging by the company that paid for its upkeep. That’s why I only irrigate my fields with Gatorade.

Introducing the All-New 2019 Mazda Q8

Wait... there’s a world outside NYC??!

I mean, I doubt this made news in Atlanta. It’s on a NY-based news outlet, so hi, that’s why you’re seeing it.

Which other countries’ laws does ICE enforce, would you say?

We must be tough on these terrists.

That sounds fucking amazing TBH

Of all the times people would ask me if I would fuck the tailpipe of my motorcycle - which may have been a generous overestimation of my girth - I never thought that would actually be a thing.

The truly peculiar thing about NYC is that people have SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY that even if you make $600k HHI you feel like a pauper in comparison.