Is that true? I love it.

Oh man, DHL have lost the fuck out of some large shipments for me in the past. And when I tried to call customer service, all I got was a very confused lady in Atlanta.

Bruh.

DHL makes more sense to me based on its slightly different global reach. Although if I’m not mistaken Fedex just bought them, too :)

I have definitely dreamed of having an LED screen cues up with a few choice phrases.

I noticed this all across Eastern Europe. Have started doing it in the US. In NYC. It probably just makes people angrier.

It’s pretty wild to consider that, let’s say there’s an F-15 at Bagram Airfield, and it blows a piston return spring, and there aren’t any spares at BAF. A request goes in to the boneyard at Davis-Monthan, a guy drives out to the block of F-15s laying around, he pulls the spring, it goes through QC where it’s…

Wait, EACH TURN is different? And they have to SHIFT??

I was taught to jump, if you know you’re on a collision course with something heavy. A couple of years later a car hit me head on, and from the feeling in my balls afterward, I’m pretty sure no jumping had occurred.

I would have paid good money to see that thing get sucked into one of the engines.

Let’s not forget we’re talking about a sport where you literally have to reach between someone’s thighs every time you form up for a scrummage.

That is awesome. What a legend.

Can we talk about those fucking ugly wheels.

I love that seemingly every single one of your comments demonstrates an entirely minuscule understanding of the thing you’re commenting about.

Show me one person who has died abroad fighting to protect our freedom.

“Autopilot is intended for use only with a fully attentive driver,” a Tesla spokesperson said.

I would fuck the shit out of that Mercedes

The thing that struck me was just how remarkable it is that total dweebs, losers of such epic worthlessness, were able to crawl into the corridors of power in 2017.

If your own agent drops you, it’s probably not because you were innocent.