If I’m not mistaken, Elon Musk made $350,000,000 each day between 2020 and 2022. Launch that dipshit into space.

I agree

How did they know where he was? They know where everyone is by tracking our IMEI. The senso can see that data overlaid on their targeting pod.

fify

A million words to basically describe any club race.

God, Sicario 2 was such an unspeakable sack of shit, it really made me angry.

See above.

In a country where nearly-naked teenagers flash their crotches at sporting events, this seems super weird to me.

Saddest thing about the NYification of Cadillac was watching all their marketing folk start wearing very tight suits and pocket squares to demonstrate their tight synergy with the new culture.

There I was at a thing one time and Plaza looked me right in the eye while I was standing by a porta potty and honestly, all kinds of possibilities did not come to fruition that day.

Someone laser etch what you wrote into some monument in DC, please, for the love of god I’m tired of America being a life-or-death, love-it-or-leave-it state.

It’s kind of wild when you think about it:

37 children die in hot cars every year??? We should spend $250,000,000 every day for two decades to make sure this does not happen*

Oh come on, who gives a fuck.

Indeed. I was pointing out the absurdity of your suggestion.

Bingo! You just explained capitalism.

I don’t know. Why shouldn’t the poor shoot the rich? After all, the rich steal from the rest of us all the time.

I witnessed a friend’s band get signed to a major about a decade ago.

You nailed it.

Honestly, there’s nothing I like better after a long day of beating my children than a good Christ Flight.