What kind of a sad non-event must your life be to write a comment like that.

Whoooooosh

Ahhhh, you must be too soft. Real New Yorkers staple their foreskins to a butcher block before they do their morning shavasana. Real New Yorkers drink coffee out of the cupped hands of rats on the subway.

God is this really the best public transit system in the US? That’s depressing

At risk of being the tinfoil hatman again - while the subway is, some say by its nature, usually underground, I feel like NY highways are a more visible example of the kind of wtffery. There are parts of the BQE that have been under repair since I moved to the city a decade ago. Bowery and Houston has been under…

Nice! What was the secret blurred red bit?

I mean yeah, sometimes I’ll be driving back into the city and find myself deep in Jersey suburbia. I don’t love it, I don’t know if it saves me a ton of time (especially if it’s rerouting on the fly), but I’m pretty sure you can’t make it illegal at the individual level.

Lol. Rented one of these in LA, valets dinged it twice while trying to park it.

I dearly wish these guys would learn how to edit. 18 minutes of pedestrian spins is a long walk for a cup of jizz.

The great American conundrum: he is damaging my property, can I not murder him?

We expend nearly as much effort on making sure people don’t die as we do making sure the living will have no jobs.

Michael, that is not reassuring at all.

You know what I’ve never thought? “God, I hope that by the time I die I’m not only the world’s richest man, but the icing on the cake would be to have deliberately destroyed countless towns across the United States in the service of my personal wealth”.

Just like the five year old children who were killed in Texas the other day, it is on them to have better situational awareness. If they had been in possession of a selective fire rifle of their own, they could have avoided their own deaths.

Sexual assault is a thing; child abuse is a thing. Microwaving babies is not really a thing.

Harry Dreyfuss now? I mean come on. He doesn’t even count. Everyone’s groped Harry Dreyfuss.

Wait, Dick Talens writes for Lifehacker now, what!

Oh fuck off. You get in someone else’s supercar, you hit the gas, the tires aren’t “performing at the level they should be”? If you decide to double the speed limit on a public street in a vehicle that you are not personally 100% certain of, it’s on you, bro.

I hate to say this, but it appears to be a uniquely American thing, to use words that sound impressive despite not having the first fucking idea what they mean.

I had totally forgotten about this and had to go look it up, and the first few videos I saw of him discussing it seemed like LIGHT YEARS from where young white men are at today. Like, he definitely fucked up, but it seemed clear to me that he has a social conscience and he had no problem speaking his mind about it.