Introducing the All-New 2019 Mazda Q8

Wait... there’s a world outside NYC??!

I mean, I doubt this made news in Atlanta. It’s on a NY-based news outlet, so hi, that’s why you’re seeing it.

Or we could just stop invading other countries.

Which other countries’ laws does ICE enforce, would you say?

We must be tough on these terrists.

That sounds fucking amazing TBH

Of all the times people would ask me if I would fuck the tailpipe of my motorcycle - which may have been a generous overestimation of my girth - I never thought that would actually be a thing.

The truly peculiar thing about NYC is that people have SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY that even if you make $600k HHI you feel like a pauper in comparison.

Holy shit though, it worked.

Is that true? I love it.

Oh man, DHL have lost the fuck out of some large shipments for me in the past. And when I tried to call customer service, all I got was a very confused lady in Atlanta.

Bruh.

DHL makes more sense to me based on its slightly different global reach. Although if I’m not mistaken Fedex just bought them, too :)

Self-awareness: zero

I have definitely dreamed of having an LED screen cues up with a few choice phrases.

I noticed this all across Eastern Europe. Have started doing it in the US. In NYC. It probably just makes people angrier.

It’s pretty wild to consider that, let’s say there’s an F-15 at Bagram Airfield, and it blows a piston return spring, and there aren’t any spares at BAF. A request goes in to the boneyard at Davis-Monthan, a guy drives out to the block of F-15s laying around, he pulls the spring, it goes through QC where it’s…

Wait, EACH TURN is different? And they have to SHIFT??