I was taught to jump, if you know you’re on a collision course with something heavy. A couple of years later a car hit me head on, and from the feeling in my balls afterward, I’m pretty sure no jumping had occurred.

I would have paid good money to see that thing get sucked into one of the engines.

Let’s not forget we’re talking about a sport where you literally have to reach between someone’s thighs every time you form up for a scrummage.

That is awesome. What a legend.

Can we talk about those fucking ugly wheels.

The american presidency was once the most powerful position in the world. That role now falls for Russia, China, and Germany to fight over.

Piers Morgan, what a glib fucking masseur to the oligarchy.

I love that seemingly every single one of your comments demonstrates an entirely minuscule understanding of the thing you’re commenting about.

Show me one person who has died abroad fighting to protect our freedom.

“Autopilot is intended for use only with a fully attentive driver,” a Tesla spokesperson said.

I would fuck the shit out of that Mercedes

The thing that struck me was just how remarkable it is that total dweebs, losers of such epic worthlessness, were able to crawl into the corridors of power in 2017.

If your own agent drops you, it’s probably not because you were innocent.

What kind of a sad non-event must your life be to write a comment like that.

Whoooooosh

Ahhhh, you must be too soft. Real New Yorkers staple their foreskins to a butcher block before they do their morning shavasana. Real New Yorkers drink coffee out of the cupped hands of rats on the subway.

God is this really the best public transit system in the US? That’s depressing

At risk of being the tinfoil hatman again - while the subway is, some say by its nature, usually underground, I feel like NY highways are a more visible example of the kind of wtffery. There are parts of the BQE that have been under repair since I moved to the city a decade ago. Bowery and Houston has been under…

Nice! What was the secret blurred red bit?

I mean yeah, sometimes I’ll be driving back into the city and find myself deep in Jersey suburbia. I don’t love it, I don’t know if it saves me a ton of time (especially if it’s rerouting on the fly), but I’m pretty sure you can’t make it illegal at the individual level.