Can there really be any natsec reason for the EPA chief’s phone calls being classified?

I bet you could sexually harass the shit out of someone with a suit like that

Lol. Rented one of these in LA, valets dinged it twice while trying to park it.

I dearly wish these guys would learn how to edit. 18 minutes of pedestrian spins is a long walk for a cup of jizz.

This? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extras_(novel)

“...Now you gotta decide how much you are willing to give up, how much of your intellectual independence”

The great American conundrum: he is damaging my property, can I not murder him?

We expend nearly as much effort on making sure people don’t die as we do making sure the living will have no jobs.

I’m pretty sure that dude is my mother in law.

Pretty sure that’s a sheep dude actually

Michael, that is not reassuring at all.

You know what I’ve never thought? “God, I hope that by the time I die I’m not only the world’s richest man, but the icing on the cake would be to have deliberately destroyed countless towns across the United States in the service of my personal wealth”.

Just like the five year old children who were killed in Texas the other day, it is on them to have better situational awareness. If they had been in possession of a selective fire rifle of their own, they could have avoided their own deaths.

Sexual assault is a thing; child abuse is a thing. Microwaving babies is not really a thing.

Harry Dreyfuss now? I mean come on. He doesn’t even count. Everyone’s groped Harry Dreyfuss.

Wait, Dick Talens writes for Lifehacker now, what!

I mean why didn’t I ever think to pitch military clients. You know how much we have spent every day on the global war on terror? 250 million dollars. Every day! For 16 years!

Oh fuck off. You get in someone else’s supercar, you hit the gas, the tires aren’t “performing at the level they should be”? If you decide to double the speed limit on a public street in a vehicle that you are not personally 100% certain of, it’s on you, bro.

I hate to say this, but it appears to be a uniquely American thing, to use words that sound impressive despite not having the first fucking idea what they mean.

I had totally forgotten about this and had to go look it up, and the first few videos I saw of him discussing it seemed like LIGHT YEARS from where young white men are at today. Like, he definitely fucked up, but it seemed clear to me that he has a social conscience and he had no problem speaking his mind about it.