Sure. Both those things can be true.

This sounds like total voodoo idiot shit to me.

I think losing is arriving in Ulaanbaatar first.

As the crow flies it’s a lot quicker. Once you factor in the inevitable detours it gets a lot longer.

It’s not uncommon at all! Would love to do it again.

Good god that’s awesome.

This is kind of a long story, but I had to get to my doctor before he closed up for the day and as luck would have it, the bridge I was trying to get across was stuck in the up position.

Car explodes. Let me take a selfie.

Different sides of the same coin. One is so devoid of decency that he cannot help but grab them by the pussy. The other is so devoid of decency that he cannot be in the same physical space as them without wanting to grab them by the pussy, so he controls it by limiting his access, like an alcoholic keeps his house…

Can you fucking believe that fucking imbecilic bullshit. What a fucking crock of idiot shit.

Love that they begin on a wide of Mar-a-lago. The opulence! The teleprompters!

“And it would be pretty damn surprising if Russia had no idea chemical weapons were being used at a base it also utilized.”

Can’t all be Phils I suppose. Carry on!

Who’s this asshole in the background, dressed like one of the ghostbusters but with a rifle?

There’s nothing more manly than a guy who thinks anonymously calling people ‘assholes’ and ‘victims’ on the internet makes him look tough. Congratulations!

Are you some kind of Phil?

That video was like a piece of performance art. Ali al Salem sure is a pretty place.

Good god man. Go punch a blind kid or something.

Shoulda given him a pepsi, kid.

Well you certainly crushed me like a water bug. I’m sure you’ll be walking a little taller today.