KStew’s movies are hit-or-miss for me, but I’m here for her giving zero fucks about what the troglodytes want. I hope her final form is “the Li’l Nas X of cinema”.

You’re not allowed to think this looks bad.

I really hope they do not do any weird aging things with Alya.  Being a creepy toddle that talks like an old lady is kinda her thing in the first book.  

It introduced America to “Konichiwa”. I was also amused by Richard Chamberlain’s character getting outraged at being offered a girl for the evening “or a boy if you prefer.”

I was like, “What’s a fief?”

A good store manager would trespass this clown instead of allowing him to harass their employees.

I think Gary Whitta is a lovely guy but the only decent thing he’s ever had his hands in was the first season of Telltale’s The Walking Dead. The Book of Eli is basically Fallout and Fist of the North Star without a hint of a sense of humor and irony and it suuuucks.

And somehow it’s always Oakley in pristine condition.

All I could think was “Why wasn’t he wearing a vest?”

A friend said its like if Anton was offered cookies by Carla and they just let the whole debt slide.  

The simple answer is that the producers knew that if they submitted the show as a drama it wouldn’t stand a chance of winning, especially up against a juggernaut like Succession. It’s the same reason there are more than a few actors who have won major awards in supporting categories when they were clearly the leads.

“Let it rip”

Kinda hard to argue with a lot of these winners so far. 

You mean Lower Decksaverse, which SNW exists in because of that crossover.

People keep saying that, and I’m like, do you guys not remember the contracts and having to find the package that offered the one channel you wanted but came with a million you didn’t?

I thought we all agreed that the best Christmas commercial was the incest coffee ad.

Stop trying to make Crypto happen, Matt. It’s not going to happen!

Yeah not like recreating an atomic bomb explosion with actual fucking explosives is impressive or anything.

I will absolutely watch this on Amazon Prime in two months.

David Tennant and Catherine Tate happen to be my favorite, but I’m more stuck on the fact that we’re supposed to know that this is a Much Ado adaption. Like, that’s one of (if not my absolute) favorite Shakespeare plays, and not once in the onslaught of marketing for this film did I have any inclination that this was…