I do not understand how anyone, let alone someone who headed Planned Parenthood could think that A. People who hate abortion also deeply care about OTHER women’s healthcare and B. That those same people can be Jedi mind-tricked into being ok with Planned Parenthood if we just say “pap smear” enough.

“In her recent letter to the board, she stressed that depoliticizing “abortion care is the best way to protect it.””

You know, at first I was going to marvel at your ability to recall an 8 year old comment. But then I read it and yeah, that's the kind of thing that'll stick with you. 

How, HOW, did that only have 21 stars? That is a work of art.

This a real good Meat Loaf pun and I love, but the all-timer is still this bad boy.

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

I mean, a great movie probably wouldn’t have done it, because a great movie would be doing something pretty far removed from Bohemian Rhapsody’s whole deal. 

Some quality #viral #content from @adampally, there, ensuring a wider media footprint for the @shortyawards with his zany #existentialregret. Like and subscribe for more.

Having a large stockpile of young players who may be promising, but not good enough for Chelsea allows Chelsea to have transfer revenue to offset their transfer outlay in any year. It’s a key tool in how Chelsea manages the Financial Fair Play regulations. When Chelsea signs a Matt Miazga, it isn’t because they…

YEAH BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DEAD?! THIS GUY!

I hate the fact that I have been reduced to appealing to the morality and conscience of Republican congressmen

Forget Joanne the Scammer, Ja learned to scam from the best.

Its Murdaaaaaaaaaa

“Well, I’m sorry if you just can’t handle a fan of sport making sure the rules are followed, good sir.”, the dickbag says, just before calling the HOA about those infernal children selling their damned lemonade down the street.

I had sympathy for her up until this. He contacted an underage girl. He doesn’t care about other people. He is a predator. Now she is deciding to get involved with a predator because he was “under pressure.”

Who knew you weren’t allowed to rim-out a 3? Poor form, Deron.

I’m listening....

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

Many girls were upset at the impossible standards Coach Meat set, offering only moderate praise for a .667 batting average.