Right. Her approach is nothing short of Biden-esque. This is not some sort of fever that’s going to break.

God damn, thank you for this

I was ready to say, hey, go easy on Hot Dog but then I got the last sentence and....wait, what? I knew about her NXIVM involvement but not that about Rainier

Maybe he just remembered two people on his bench will have MAYBE reached puberty for this weekend’s match against a bitter crosstown and title rival.

This is sort of like when Marines ask celebrities to whatever fancy Marine dance they have except the Marine is on meth and not a marine and the fancy dance is optimistically an Olive Garden.

If you want to blame anyone for the most high profile failures, blame Jose Mourinho, who jettisoned both De Bruyne and Juan Mata in favor Oscar, for some reason. He also chose to sign 97 year-old Samuel Eto’o and play him and Torres over Lukaku. I guess you could say that’s partially Roman’s fault, but, meh.

Just a point of clarification, Rob Schneider isn’t just white, he’s part-Filipino and actually mostly Gaping Asshole.

Counts.

*Prays for roommate to show up in the comments*

Never seen it.

I’d be more sympathetic to the idea of him taking time work things out if it weren’t for the fact that dude took a “let’s hear all sides” approach to vaccines during his first month. There were a lot of problems with this show and I’m frankly glad it’s gone. There has to be a better way (and a better host) for what he…

Best wishes to you on your second sodslider

Dude is basically a British version of Jon Hamm’s character in Bridesmaids.

To think, Stanton is paid in the low millions to move his body. That’s what his job is.

I love how Johnson catches Palmer in the middle of it and just walks away like “I do not need to be a part of this victory-induced epilepsy.”

Re: the official site — I’ve always found it puzzling that they post rumors about potential roster moves, injury timetables, etc., and other information that generally doesn’t really belong on an official site. It’s been going on for a while, and yes, I suppose there is some sort of joke to be made about Ravens and…

Was this from the pre-Jersey Shore episode of True Life about the Jersey Shore?

Oh come on now, and deprive yourself of saying Fuck the Police in this unique context?

Abu Dhabi ain't gonna buy itself

Alright New Yorkers, Fuck, Marry, Kill: NYU, the MTA, the NYPD