I don't know, people are weird. I went to two coworker's weddings more or less for the free booze, despite being surprised that I was invited. I think it was expected that if I got married, I wouldinvited them, which I wouldn't have wanted to do.

As I'm entering the years when everyone's getting married, I'm finding…

I feel like it's obnoxious to post the list, but the reasons are pretty valid at least.

I kinda feel like these criticisms come out more often for people who are already not well-liked.

There seems to be a call to action almost here that is bizarre. Yes, breaking up sucks for many reasons. No, there's not much you can do about it.

Worst was right after college for me. This guy replaced one of my close friends in a 3 bedroom, so it was already a bummer to lose him, and we were running low on time so we didnt have a lot of options. As many, many people have learned, a gamble on a Fedora is always a bad idea.

I have some sympathy for your point, but holy hell man, it's half a cheesecake. He does seem like a nice guy (with extremely questionable taste in all sorts of aspects of his life), but I think we are allowed to mock him for trying to feed people half a cheesecake.

Is it bad that I'm totally bewildered because the idea of Ray Liotta feuding with an elephant is both far too believable and appealing to me? I don't want to know if that was a joke.

Sorry, but the Marilyn Manson/insertandrogynousmusicianhere having his ribs removed to autofellate totally beats Marilyn Manson on Wonder Years.

or are there a lot of clicks to be gained by publishing a loosely sourced story about her? I'm not naive to the PR game, but this goes beyond typical Lawrence clumsiness, and kinda seems like a lazy journalist making a meal of her perception.

So basically, inside every vodka-filled watermelon, there is a war almost literally brewing over the fate of the boner of the men who consume it.

I can only take solace in the fact that it makes Liverpool fans worst of all. God help us if Chelsea don't stop them from winning the league.

I hear that, but I think House of Cards and Scandal are pretty cynical as well. I'm happy the show rings true, because that's seems to be what they are going for. Perhaps it should be even more popular, and expose more people to the profound silliness of their elected officials, but I can't get past my hang ups…

Intellectually, I know this is a good show. It's well-acted, has great comic timing, and good writing. But personally, I'm already cynical enough about politics. I can't really separate the inane nonsense from which they are pulling their humor from the real life inane nonsense that costs our country so much. Again,…

(this is an ad for Comedy Central's Kroll Show. I can neither confirm not deny it is a real thing)

Not the first time she's gone there. There was a joke about Kelly lying about being raped (repeatedly) on The Office as well. I haven't seen much of the Mindy Project, but in the case of the joke on The Office, it was clearly being used in a way that it was a really horrible thing to do.

I think she has to say this because the real reason is that she's broke, and if it got out that she would take money from these people to pay the bills, obviously it would look really bad. My guess is that she thought nothing would ever come of it but the pay was good.

But Barney is supposed to be a shallow asshole, most of the time at the very least.

Look, whoever is thinking of typing "Am I the only one who doesn't find this show funny?" into the comment box right now...It's been done, you're not the only one, and no one really cares.

You know, you start thinking for a second that maybe, just maybe, invoking privilege in all sorts of arguments has gone too far, and then you read the "concerns" of these shitheads who paid 300 bucks for a video game system, just like every fucking other person has at one point over the last 20 years, and all of a…

Yeah, seriously. Paltrow has made herself an easy target in many cases, even with some of the language used in the post, but it's a little creepy to me that people feel schadenfreude because of divorce. Her cluelessly dropping an n-bomb and then trying to blame it on a black guy? Sure, let's have some fun with that.…