I immediately despise any couple who's actions force me to contemplate how the hell their genitals even line up, much less even touch.

HA! That's sooo Foghat.

"When you get to be my age you can recognize bullshit right out of the gate."

once every 5 years seems to be the right number for me.

Oh fer Christ sakes.

Well, I'm not schlubby but I definitely married outside my league.

"Wow…I'm getting laid a lot in this movie…."

This.

I get 'failed cop' all over him. Also, the actor playing him is just nailing it.

that's *so* 3 months ago.

Avatar/comment synergy.

SOYLENT GREEN!
SOYLENT GREEN!
SOYLENT GREEN!

Do you give a fig…PIG?

Good to see my investment in the Benny Hill complete series DVD set is finally paying off.

Wow, and I thought American Baby Boomers were insufferable.

I always loved using the binoculars with the microphone on them so you could listen in on conversations between the bored mercenaries. There is a good 15-20 mins worth of material there.

My laptop I use for traveling has the original 'Far Cry' video game on it. Whenever I'm stuck in a hotel with shitty WiFi (so always), I bust that baby out and start killing mercenaries and mutated monkey boys.

Fake cars kill waaay more fake people than fake guns do!

Not with that attitude it isn't!

So he was the Wimp Lo of ISIS? That's pretty cold man.