The 'Cloud' is a lie.

Is it wrong I read your entire post in William F. Buckley Jr's voice?

"I'm going to stop you right there. I know you think you heard 'Bring me the Bothans' but what I'm actually telling you is 'Bring Me ALL THE BOTHANS YOU HAVE."

I'm surprised they haven't developed some James Earl Jones based 'Suri' app that can fill in for him.

Hope it has not ruined your love of Manatees.

http://southpark.wikia.com/…

The manatee picked the wrong ball?

"The Coruscant Steamer"

If by a ton of people you mean Rose McGowan, then yes.

I'm sure they've created some creepy James Earl Jones version of Siri that they can use now.

I've always said, the Star Wars Trilogy is like Lord of Rings, except right after Gandalf dies in the Fellowship, the rest of the books are just about the Balrog.

Nike Siths

I especially enjoyed the part where we didn't have to talk to our families for 2 hours.

Vader is in the film but only as a series of passive aggressive e-mails from Empire Corporate to Ben Mendelsohn, the films actual villain.

So GJI has devolved into Reddits sloppy thirds?

AVClub Reads Reddit (AKA, Great Job Internet)

Dethklok did it first.

Volcano lairs? Ok grandpa, I'll be watching you from my space station.

This. We're done here.

Because their pizza is an affront to humanity