I would love to have just a conversation with Smith, on his podcast he seems like a really interesting guy (when he wasn’t stoned) but his entire filmography (with the exception of the first Clerks) baffles me, and his continued efforts to gift his daughter a film career infuriates me more than Rob Zombies attempt to…

All things she could have actually said while standing in Wisconsin and Michigan prior to November 2016.

So just replace all instances of”Bernie” and “Berniebros” with “Obama” and “Obamaboys” and something funny happens.

I know, I’m scared too!

Ok, whatever.

This will end in fire and tears.

This will end in fire and tears.

I think it's perfectly acceptable to ask why we have Billionaires.

Yes, let's all shed a year for over paid millionaires.

Oh how I could have used that during my IT Help Desk years.

Best Calvin Klein cologne evar

"Pointless"

Nope, but he was in the bear suit in "The Shining".

Or he has a Tyler Durden type Quatto growing on his back that he can't see.

So he's being a jerk…to himself.

Similar story here, he truly has turned it around in the last decade, my dad has basically turned into Patton Oswalt's bit "Guess who the good guy is" (as the good guy)

Oh lookie, it's "Sold her soul to The Devil and now the surprise doublecross is kicking in" Barbie!

Normally my box of "f*cks I give" would be empty on this one, but the idea of making MAGA Incels cry tears of impotent rage over losing one of their precious memes does make me go hmmmmm?

Irony is lost on the self righteous and willfully ignorant.

Bizzarro universe Netflix has all 8 seasons. Plus Firefly's 4 season run on HBO.