*Extremely smug early 2016 Bill Simmons voice* Yup, these are my readers.

This article is somehow worse than you imply.

-gate is for your parents’ scandals. This, obviously, should be known as DickieLeaks.

It got even better!!!!!

Brown not calling Noel’s name is just another attack in the continuing War on Christmas.

Yeah he was really shitty against #11 Florida State and #2 Clemson👍

C’mon, you gotta give us more than that.

I dunno, this kind of makes me like Jeff George more than I did.

“Double bonus points for the fact that he’s still probably good.”

...and then they started making out?

Hey! I think I saw that movie!

You got maybe the best prospect in baseball, another top prospect, and 2 other good prospects. What more did you want?

Well.....we don’t demand billionaire owners pay for their stadiums actually. But they should.

And this is why the team can foot the bill.

hillary clinton blew a 3-1 lead

Oh I read that Zach Lowe piece too.

Ahem: go fuck yourself

Today was just fine. I only watched the first half.

Leave the lid off your trash cans.