Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

Who would have thought that our wedding anniversary would happen to be Election Day! 

Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

Black president

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

On the one hand it’s a frivolous story; on the other hand, reporters making assertions on which they base confident explanations of how things work without having looked into them or knowing what they’re talking about is both inherently bad and probably part of why we have a racist pro-wrestling heel with a non-zero…

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

We’re definitely not going to need to add Eddie Vedder to that movie.

As a White Sox fan, go shit yourself, you emotionless fuckstain.

Are you really begrudging people the emotions they feel because fandom is often passed down generationally?

You probably carry a chip on your shoulder because the White Sox are less popular than the Cubs. If you want to know why that is just look in the mirror.

Counterpoint: no one cares about the White Sox

You know who never threw a World Series? The Cubs. Or Red Sox.

It would have been 86 years but your fucking cheapskate owner and a bunch of graft-hungry players nearly killed the game by throwing the Series.

That you feel the need to come on here and pat yourself on the back on a Cubs post is the most Sox fan inferiority complex thing ever. Cheers.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Hey bud, from all of us here at the Deadspin comment section, go fuck yourself.

*fart noise*

On the bright side, they missed out on this election too

Hawkeroo would’ve finished it by threatening joe west