History is going to make Wayne Gretzky look pretty bad for the temerity of choosing to wear #99 before Aaron Judge was even born.

I don’t see what the big deal is. An unwanted finger below the belt is actually a salute to the President.

Second-place finishers generally don’t go to the White House, Trump’s own experience notwithstanding.

No, this is totally an article about the Cardinals. It’s an article about how the Cardinals got nowhere near the World Series and their hated rivals won it all, and didn’t even have to really go through the Cardinals to do it because the Cardinals sucked and didn’t even sniff the playoffs. And now all the Cardinals’…

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

booty, legs, hips, things of that nature

You dare doubt The Freeze?

I think the issue is not the violence that Crosby enacted on Subban during the game, but rather the violence that Mike Milbury enacts on the American hockey-viewing public every time he opens his big, stupid mouth.

you are full of it. Players are not punching opponents’ heads into the ground repeatedly with a ref less than a foot away at every single down.

Lord help us if the roles were reversed. They would have had to scrape Milbury off the broadcast booth ceiling.

If the penguins win, he will be the only goalie ever to win two Stanley Cups as a rookie.

I appreciated her steadfast refusal to learn or care about any sport the entire time she wrote for Deadspin. Will miss her unique voice.

Baseball has been played for over 100 years the exact same way...

I liked that time he forced a better shortstop to play third base for the rest of his career.

Name a successful team whose fan base isnt insufferable.

Imagine what it felt like the moment Odin Lloyd knew he was going to die. Maybe he begged Aaron not to do it. Or maybe he didn’t know. Maybe he was alive and then... nothing. Put yourself in Lloyd’s place. See the image of Hernandez pulling the trigger. And then reject the memories of #81 and replace them with…

Boy, the Patriots Fan brain is a weird thing indeed.

“We clapped for Adam Jones AND Isiah Thomas last night! CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS.”

“Well, you see, we couldn’t throw at the other guy because it would look bad after our fans yelled racist things at him”. Baseball at its finest.