simp much?

present chris also seems to have a different face every time you look at him. i mean what’s going on in the header image? was half the vfx budget spent on smoothing his skin or something ?

i mean the TVA isn’t really much better. they should maybe invest in some handcuffs and some ranged weapons, the way people keep evading these super soldiers just by a simple kick to the shins is getting a bit hard to swallow.

loki pressing a big fat reset button sure doesn’t help either. can you imagine TVA monitoring black widow and hawkeye fighting over who will suicide themselves for some paperweight?

i liked the way they did it in natural born killers. the sitcom bits were actually horrible and bizzare, with the fake audience laughter only adding to the discomfort horror and discomfort. here the sitcom bits are being played super straight, i might as well be watching some shitty king of queens-ripoff. which…

it has one of the best intro sequences of any movie. if the rest of the movie was like the first three minutes (check them out on youtube) the movie would be an absolute sci-fi masterpiece. but alas...

dude really has some good surgeons.

oh god, i have angered the marvel fans. whatever.

gave up on it. i feel it suffers the same problems like wandavision. i’m not interested to sit through 20 minutes of a i love you rip-off/homage or in this case some crappy multi-cam sitcom just to get to the parts that actually interest me.

any ‘dream job’ will eventually turn into a job. add the pressure of the public on top of all of that it’s really not that hard to see why she might have not enjoyed it. just look at all the influencers or streamers who take mental health breaks cause dealing with the pressure of the publics expectations is getting to…

dunno if you missed it but your point gets addressed in the review

also chris pratt is looking less like chris pratt with every passing day. is the dude just getting fillers after fillers or something 

hope she gets rid of all the other women and then starts dating exclusively tall white dudes all while crying how POC especially women have it harder in hollywood. cause that sure went swell in her last show.

yeah. the idea that its just “water and a good moisturizer” is laughable. do people also still think that paul rudd just has “good genes” ? no, he’s got a good surgeon and dermatologist.

and even black twitter called all of this bullshit and a whole bunch of nothing, go read the comments over at the root everyones like “who gives a shit” yet here we are. gawd this place sucks. instead of having reviews of like “mythic quest” or “hacks” we get fucking bachelor and this shit.

it’s so generic it feels like it was all generated by some screenplay AI software.

thought it was christopher abbot 

“hey there’s this waterfall which basically provides immunity due to being so loud and confusing the monsters but no, let’s settle somewhere else cause.. reason...” such a dumb dumb dumb movie.

god the tits are so distracting. the whole show feels like some CW teen show from 2010.. the dialogue, the sets, the plotting.. everything feels cheap and outdated.. but then they just throw some weird tits in there (and a single dick shot) to make the show seem mature... cancel that crap already, watching the past…

there were some shots last season that felt like college kids wearing stranger things halloween costumes, and not actual kids hanging out.