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it’s more like “seer-sheh” (so yeah, second syllable would be like the german pronounciation of porsche)

ain’t that the truth... was at the park and some dude bro was trying to get his instagram girlfriend excited about frisbee. they both looked miserable about everything.

gorgeously shot show?? love how marvel fans just straight up lie at this point. you can feel the studio more often than not in these cramped or close up shots and it’s obvious they never went to egypt in the first place for any of this.

didn’t even realize it was supposed to be a plot twist.. i just thought “ah, they are doing a legion/buffy/harry potter thing where this is the afterlife, false memory, illusion.. k carry on”

huh. i was like “this spinning disc feels like a rip off of that frank sinatra piece” but luckily turns out it’s the same choreographer.. for anyone unfamiliar check out Yoann Bourgeois – Celui qui tombe

“we have herpes !!!!”

most the recent marvel stuff has looked like utter dog shit. black widow was a travesty through and through, loki had some very questionable stuff, spiderman was so fucking ugly at points and looked like it was shot in front of a basement wall, not to mention cumberbatchs cheap wig... duno really whats up with them.

“awkward date”. it’s scary how many dudes can read the account of what happened to the girl and their takeaway is “you, sounds like a normal date to me” like what the fucking fuck is wrong with you ? but sure, rape culture ain’t real and #notallmen and you are one of the nice guys i bet.

We bought a ferry.

free guy is the worst fucking piece of shit movie that i have seen in the last couple of years. how anyone above the age of 12 can actually enjoy that movie is beyond me, it’s just ready player one for the reddit generation.

i mean you also have chris pratt and aziz ansari.. whole show is impossible to rewatch these days.

the acting in squid game was atrocious, unnatural and heavy handed. so basically like everything about that series. i repeat myself but if this would’ve been an american production people would rip this to shreads over how hollow and stupid everything about it is. but its korean so i guess.. wojak pointing.jpg

imagine being nearly 40 and still talking about weed all the time. what a sad person.

always depends.. on reddit a24 basically means carefully curated indie movie.. doesn’t have that horror connection there at all.. there was a thread on the admittedly pretty circlejerky a24 subreddit about movies that feel a24 to them but aren’t and they listed stuff like call me by your name, her, about time, etc. 

first season was already trash. had the same trappings of prestige like the later seasons of house of cards. everything screamed “prestige tv” but if you actually looked past the immaculate set design, costuming and cinematography you realized it’s all just a bunch of meaningless hot air and despite looking good, it

obviously. it’s stewart all the way.

lmao no. they are usually CGI to begin with in these massive battle scenes, so all they had to do is click off some layers and render it out again to get rid of them. the CG does look bad.

nvm-how do i delete posts...

nice persecution complex. why can’t marvel people just realize that maybe movies are sometimes just bad, even their little capekino by daddy feige. the thing has 58% on metacritic, but sure it’s just dowd with a “hot take” it’s not that the movie is actually shit.

it’s because all their movies are generic as fuck, no matter what people might tell you with “but what about taika? gunn?..” they all play out the same, with the same beats, quips and muted color palette and the same CG clusterfuck in the third act where the whole movie falls apart.