I want to know more about this couple. Like, did they first hook up because they each brought a statue of Jesus with them on the first date? Or was one relatively normal, but a few years into the marriage their spouse turned to them with a gleam in their eye and said “You know what would really spice up our trips to…

Bobby Jindal can fuck right off with his politics, but I am developing the biggest soft spot for him in his Trump trolling. It’s priceless.

Yes. She was opening for 98 Degrees when they started dating, and because of Papa Joe, they got married pretty quickly so they could do the sex. *During* the marriage she did get a lot more famous, and by the time Newlyweds was over and they were actively divorcing, she was the richer one. He could have wreaked some…

You don’t need to feed your Jesus statue. He’s already..

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

As a very casual observer, I think in Brit’s case, her dad taking over her affairs saved her life and her career. She was about as low as you can get with untreated mental health issues. Her dad came in and took over, she got a proper diagnosis and treatment, got her life back, and recovered to the point where she…

I, and most, knew Jessica Simpson before the show. She was already a famous singer, hence getting the show.

Letting your parents manage your career and money is probably an even more common and more calamitous financial mistake for celebrities than not getting a prenup.

Don’t worry. Everybody will assume she’s a typical rude-ass American, anyway. That is our gift to you, our Northern Brothers.

I’d call her a cunt, but she lacks the depth and warmth.

Nah, my guess is if they had children, they would be home schooled and deeply sheltered.

which is so devoid of the actual context for the Victorian-period trappings it fetishizes that these two would have been equally served privilege-LARPing the life of a moisture farmer on Tatooine.

The couple, Sarah A. Chrisman and her partner Gabriel,

True. If you’ve got the resources and job that can allow you to be insufferably twee, then good for you. We all go through phases. They’ll have had enough of it in a few years, and then will hold a really interesting rummage sale when they go on to their next obsession. Or have kids.

My oldest (10th Grader) is studying the Victorian Era in Honors History, so I call her in and show her the article, she gets two paragraphs and one picture and says “I hate them already””

These are ultra-hipsters. The entire 20th century was too corporate for them.

Yes. They have dedicated their lives to reenacting an upper-middle-class Victorian existence, only with a website and a PayPal button on the off chance you feel like supporting them in their grand technology-rejecting gesture.

If these were just a couple of lucky rich people who decided they wanted to live their lives as Victorian-era cosplayers...well, I’d find that odd, but fuck, it’s their time and money and it doesn’t hurt anyone. You want to play dress up with your life and you have the money to do it? God bless.

No, it seems to actually fall closest to hipster as it has in a while, they’re the hipsters that look at those stupid fucking wannabe-steampunk Williamsburg hipsters as not hipstering enough.

One of my favorite Tumblr posts is someone saying something about how great it would be if they eventually made a picture about Leo’s life and the actor playing Leo won the Oscar for it.