I hope he’ll be the type of former president that does more good after his terms (like Jimmy Carter). I could see it happening.

His greatness as President is debatable, his greatness as a dad is not.

I read that Sandy B was happy, thanks to Jennifer Aniston’s FASCIST. And for some reason the only conclusion I came to was Courtney Cox.

I’m pretty sure David Bowie could impregnate a woman with just the force of his piercing gaze from a dozen paces.

When you think about it, what else is the guy supposed to do? He’s got this crazy woman following him around and begging him for a reality TV show. He chose the most humane way to put some amicable distance between himself and nutjob.

They are just social media stars that happen to have a tv show.

I just can’t with the Kardashians. I don’t understand how a show that has less than two million viewers warrants this kind of attention (feel free to attack me for being a hypocrite and talking about people I hate.) Scandal has ten million viewers...NCIS has twenty million...The Big Bang Theory 23 million...How to Get…

Kris, “genius” is not plural for genie. No amount of Kylie’s rubbing is going to make something good come out of that.

“Rack city bitch, rack rack city bitch / Ten ten ten tens twennies and dem fiddies, bitch” = pure genius, how could I never see it before?

Also while Charles has some inconstancies and unconscious privilege he’s actually not that bad a person. He certainly cares more about the poor and disenfranchised than the current UK Government (although tough to care much less).

True facts: Queen Elizabeth has sworn an oath before God she would be Queen until the day she dies. If her health stops her from doing engagements, she may allow Prince William to represent her, but she will never abdicate.

Now I want to know who this male coworker is!

I dig this new feature! Agree with all points, all around.

• David Schwimmer is “fuming” over being snubbed from Jennifer and Justin’s secret wedding.

It’s like Bobby Fingah was a huge BBC hit and so some Americans bought the rights and changed a few tiny things and that’s how we got Assy McGee.

This is literally exactly who I thought Bobby Finger was.

Now I’m imagining a British constable finger puppet with an animated series:

Jay Z cheated on Beyoncé a lot (perhaps with Rita Ora) and she’s finally had enough.

Their love for Adam Levine

“YOU COULD’VE BEEN KAITLIN, IDIOT.