I like him a whole lot. Mostly because I love actors who hit their peaks after, like, 40.

I think she identified as a redhead so I’m running with it. Is Cate B really a redhead?

The time she does the 'vitameatavegemin' ad and gets drunk and she cant hide it from him because they share a bloodstream and he is ALSO DRUNK and they fight and then make love.

Yeah, that’s just ridiculous. And it’s not like there’s any lack of prominent female screenwriters at this point. I mean if they really want to attach a big name to it, get Carrie Fisher to write it. She’s one of the top script doctors in Hollywood, she’s a good writer and she probably knew Lucy.

It’s worse than that, really. Sorkin can write women well (C.J. Cregg is a goddess). He just chooses not to which is worse, honestly.

As a female screenwriter, I am so pissed off that they signed Sorkin for a LUCILLE BALL biopic. I mean, if they were gonna hire a male screenwriter for this, they could at least fucking pick one that can write women well. Seriously, a Cate Blanchett-starring Lucille Ball biopic could have been a career-maker for a…

“I’m just doing to hover my hand here so I don’t leave any self-tanner on your dress...”

No.

I cannot imagine. I would fully make you pajama brunch afterward.

Probably the best compliment I’ve ever gotten. I was a fan of Caity for so long before I worked here. She’s also the only blogger I’ve ever written a fan email to. BUT SHE STILL WON’T FOLLOW ME BACK ON TWITTER OR LET ME COME OVER TO HER HOUSE FOR A SLEEPOVER! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO, CAITY? WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?

Was this guy the architect?

Can’t decide which is more hilarious - boner for Jesus jokes, or something about how perfectly this sums up their patriarchal values.

Classes are scheduled to last 45 minutes, but really, you’re in and out in 2.

I saw the headline and rolled my eyes, because not everything taller than it is wide is a dick, but then I saw the picture, and yeah.... that’s a dick.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

throbbing, 1-2 inch long piece of felt

For Canadian pals, if you’re interested...

Never a massive sinkhole into a hellmouth when you need one.