Marry Baddie Winkle. Obviously.
Marry Baddie Winkle. Obviously.
Fuck Jillian, Marry Rosci, Kill that awful person in the last frame with a toothy, slobbering mouth over her vagina.
Fuck the rainbow suit because you would look like a dayglo Willy Wonka and I approve of that. Marry the middle dress so you can pretend to be a dewy flower princess. Kill that hideous thing on the right that appears to be made of Angel Delight.
noooo Selena must run
I would fuck and marry Legend and kill Tyga and Bieber.
Nah, she looks old as hell. I wouldn’t peg her for 18. 28 - 33 maybe. But not 18. She looks worn, hate to say it.
Marry FKA
Kill them all. I’d fuck and/or marry FKA Twigs herself though as long as promised to never wear that dress again.
Kill Jeremy, fuck Demi, marry Vanessa. #SpringBreakForeva #HighSchoolMusicalForLyfe
I want to fly over and grab them and bring them to my house right now. Passports or visas or whatever be damned. :(
I dislike vodka. That being said, GIVE ME A LARGE SHOT OR FIVE THANK YOU.
Oh, they aren’t responsible, they’re just objects. The brother ruined another family’s property, so now his family’s property should be ruined.
Their brother is responsible. They’re just the objects used to shame him.
She is a banshee that visits bad children and hides vegetables in their brownies.
Kris Jenner’s existentialism clearly rubbed off on Kim.
She is a specter that haunts the Hamptons during the warm months and retreats to a Manhattan apartment as soon as one can feel a chill in the breeze.
I feel like Jessica Seinfeld only exists during the summer months. I am thankful the air is turning to fall.